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A little advice for the Helper on Aging.
Start your Stool Softeners now. Train someone you trust how to clip your ToeNails. Cut back on the Hot and Spicey. Make an appointment with Hair Club for Men about Weaving out those Bald Spots. Check with your Cardiologist BEFORE you try Viagra. Avoid the Senior Citizen's Discount Breakfast at Denny's. If you aren't married start Dating Nurses. If you are, suggest your become a Nurse. Go ahead and get that Magnifying Glass now so you can read your mail. Take out a subscription to those Large Print Bestsellers for 99cents.
Get someone to get you up to speed on how to play Bingo.
Oh, and Happy Birthday.
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Happy Birthday To "The Helper"!
