New OTS Store Ideas

Just for fun, post what you think would be cool to see in the OTS Tech Store. Here's some of my ideas.


1. Glow in the dark OTS keychains would be cool. Especially the green ones..hehe

2. OTS air freshener. Yes your home can now smell like tech support! Comes in inkjet paper, silicone, and blue screen of death blueberry scent.

3. OTS neon beer signs. Enter your room with pride as your OTS neon letters blink and flash in front of your doorway. No liquor license required!

4. OTS case badges. Show off your case with the nifty OTS Logo on your computer case.

5. OTS Jewelry. You too can be a tech support guru! All you need is our special silver decoder ring! *Offer not available in Utah*

Oh man, I wish I can do even one of those!

Stickers. Everybody likes stickers

ots boxers. laggy can model.

and the keychain sounds doable to me.

For the low cost of $29.99 + $10.00 Deposit. Rent an OTS Staffer (Must be returned)

These staffers are good for fixing comps, writeng term papers, cooking (only applys to a certain few) and Going out on date's. (Buyer must pay expenses) All damages done to Staffer's Will be withdrawed out of the $10.00 deposit.

Open hous auction will be held with high bid suspected to be used on Blade Coates (DemonBob). Call now while supplies last!!!! <-------- lol

keychains is a good idea

How about foam OTS beer covers to keep the brew frosty!

Ok i like the rent a person idea gods know I dont know waht to do with mt dang comp and not too crazy about cooking either How about nighties? Got sleep wear yet?

Rent a person .... *shudder* ... remember, I'm allergic to leather

Why limiit yourself to plain OTS boxers. They could be seasonal ots boxers, xmas, easter, etc.

You could have a boxer modeling competition to see who gets in the store catalog. Kind of like a wet tshirt party! Competition open to ots staffers only, shown on the site with streaming video. Woo woo!

The keychain amd badges are good as you can probably get a reasonable minimum purchase with a custom logo. Maybe do a poll after a bunch of ideas are in to see how many people would actually purchase anything.

Um.. can I opt out of the boxer modeling?

On second thought, that might be kinda fun.

Note: Rental of night staff requires additional charge of 15$ to cover caffiene intake.

Remember folks, Staff are great, but OTS night shift goes all night long

dont tease me baby.