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One-Day Beta Test of Ask Dweebz :)
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Posted by: Canis Lupus
Well, since I'm planning to launch him on Friday and all, I wanna see if the AI script for this bot is working properly.
Hence, I invite everyone to "beta test" Ask Dweebz for me, so that I will know the rough edges and smooth them out.
You can try him out here:
http://www.opentechsupport.net/temp...askdweebz.shtml
Please note that this version of Dweebz is for testing purposes, so he is still a little "dumb" about tech questions and such. You can ask ALL possible types of tech or gaming-related questions you want, so that I can customize the final version properly.
Post all your comments, suggestions and recommendations on how to improve Dweebz in this thread.
So what are you waiting for? Dweebz wants to know what you're made of!
Ask Dweebz!
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Those who expect nothing will never be disappointed...
Posted by: Spider
i get the feeling dweebz doenst like me http://www.opentechsupport.net/forums/frown.gif
hehehehehe
hmm should have copied the questions and answers i was getting http://www.opentechsupport.net/forums/biggrin.gif
Posted by: Canis Lupus
LOL spider ... just read the chat log ... didn't dweebz was a pretty feisty little bot, hehehe
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Those who expect nothing will never be disappointed...
Posted by: Spider
lol so you can read the logs huh, i thought they were amusing too http://www.opentechsupport.net/forums/biggrin.gif
Posted by: laborat
You can tell Dwee I am gonna put a hit out
on him.
Posted by: MK
He just kept responding to my questions with a question of his own or something like "I don't play games. I just help" - Well, that didn't help me http://www.opentechsupport.net/forums/wink.gif
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"A Day To Dream. A Lifetime To Act."
Posted by: Canis Lupus
 Quote:
Hmmm MK ... kinda strange since you only asked two questions ... guess you really didn't wanna test him in the first place, heheh http://www.opentechsupport.net/forums/wink.gif As I said, he's a little rough on the edges, so don't expect flawless material after just two questions.
Thanks for "testing" it anyway MK, hehehe ...
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Those who expect nothing will never be disappointed...
Posted by: Freak
try "who is de freak" http://www.opentechsupport.net/forums/biggrin.gif http://www.opentechsupport.net/forums/biggrin.gif
Posted by: Spider
i asked it like 8 questions or so, and asked it to stop patronizing me like 4 times too i think i dunno i did that when i first woke up http://www.opentechsupport.net/forums/biggrin.gif
Posted by: Canis Lupus
Hmmmm, seems the learning mode is backfiring somewhat (he repeats questions)... lemme try disabling it and see if Dweebz can answer better ... Might have to extend this "beta" until the beginning of next week.
And I might say, some of the conversations I read in the chat log are disturbing.
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Those who expect nothing will never be disappointed...
Posted by: Gunslinger
Log:
Me: Did you know Laggy snowballs for drug money?
Dweebz: Laggy (Canis Lupus) is founder of ots.net ....etc.....Do you know what he is thinking right now? Why don't you ask him?
Me: Because he snowballs for drug money. Geez. Get with the program.
Dweebz: Did you know that laggy snowballs for drug money. Only lemons, and oranges, miscreant. I am a cool program.
Tee hee. Look what I taught him!
*goes off to make more mayhem*
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Life fears death, but lives only to die.
Posted by: Gerbilo
LOL
heheeh, I'm gonna play with him, he wasn't on learn mode when I played with him a month ago
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Hampster Liberation Front
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Posted by: TotalRecall
I hope you plan on clearing this things memory after the test, Laggy.
He sure has some strange answers...maybe the whole AI bot thing is a little farther away than we though.
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Hamster Liberation Front
Changes aren't permanent, but change is.
Posted by: Gerbilo
hehehe, bizzare answers to bizzare questions bot
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Hampster Liberation Front
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Posted by: Canis Lupus
Quote:
Originally posted by TotalRecall:
...maybe the whole AI bot thing is a little farther away than we though.
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Hmmm, maybe it is. But I think Dweebz can serve as a good resident psycho-tech while we wait for its AI technology to improve.
And yes, I plan to a clear a massive bulk of his memory before I officially put him online. Some of the questions/answers are REALLY disturbing...
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Those who expect nothing will never be disappointed...
Posted by: Freak
*starts chanting*
post the logs, post the logs, post the logs!!
Posted by: Spider
yeah lol post the logs http://www.opentechsupport.net/forums/biggrin.gif
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move every 'zig' !
Posted by: laborat
Well it wasn't me...;P
I still don't have an answer for my defragging problem. And I was NICE!!!!
Dweebz meets the Labo Mind thingy
news at 11
Posted by: BW
Had fun with your bot Laggy. Here's my chat log with it.
[Log Start]
q: you think i should upgrade my 4gb hdd?
a: Laggy (or Canis Lupus) is the founder and webmaster of Open Tech Support, and he is my master. If I was a girl, I'd be his date. If I was a guy, I'd find him a date. As for what he is thinking, I don't really know. Why don't you ask him?
q: okay....... whatever..... anyway why doesn't my printer print in photorealistic quality?
a: Laggy doesn't snowball for drug money hes snowballs for the pure joy of it like pepsi.
q: uh huh... well i don't like pepsi so what you got to say about that?
a: Huh I were asking if you were sure.
q: what is my nickname in this conversation?
a: Stay focused.
q: you know it's up there about my text bar ^
a: How about you just shut up now.
q: ok you're just beginning to be rude
a: Look I heard you first time.
q: oh yeah? then what was my first question?
a: How interesting. My sureness isn't in question here.
q: stop trying to avoid the question. answer me!
a: Make I stop I am only telling you what I have heard. What you want to know?
q: should i upgrade from a 4gb to something with a higher capacity or may use something else like a zip drive or a burner to save files on?
a: What is the something?
q: maybe 40gb hdd, zip drive, or cd writer?
a: You think I should upgrade my 4gb hdd.
q: that what i asked you. also i'm not here to answer your questions, you're supposed to answer mine.
a: No I didn't. If your god was the right god how come mine doesn't believe in him.
q: rotflmao....... where the hell did that answer come from?
a: Yo! How are ya? I am Dweebz, the resident techbot for Open Tech Support. I would have liked to shake your hands, but as you can see, I have no hands  You have a question for me?
q: err... back to step one i see.
a: Worked of fantasy that it has placed me.
q: ok lets just move on here. are roms illegal? say if they are older than 5 years and no longer sold or turning the company a profit?
a: Being honest is just the loser's justification. I am not an illegal! I don't operate, I function. Ya it's a sad world when canis snowballs for drug money.
q: i thought you said laggy snowballs for pepsi not money?
a: Laggy doesn't snowball for drug money hes snowballs for the pure joy of it like pepsi.
q: but you also just said laggy snowballs for money?
a: Laggy doesn't snowball for drug money hes snowballs for the pure joy of it like pepsi.
q: ok ok, do you or i even know what that means?
a: Buy a new one.
q: new what? harddrive?
a: I don't know what. Can you tell me?
q: took you long enough to answer me to buy a new something and you don't even know what it is?
a: Can you tell me what the something is?
q: maybe you should look at your own logs
a: No. I am programmed to do so.
q: huh? so can you or can't you?
a: Huh I were asking if you were sure. I can't bloody belive I am talking to a fuggin script like this.
q: no, you're a script i'm a human
a: Ya it's a sad world when canis snowballs for drug money.
q: :-/ ok, tell me about laggy since you love him so much
a: That is so true I do fantisize about your death.
q: you must hate me to fantasize my death?
a: Death makes me sad.
q: laggy loves wargy
a: :/ ok tell I about laggy since you love him so much.
q: i said laggy loves wargy, not me!
a: Laggy loves wargy.
q: uh oh... laggy isn't gonna like this. you better delete that from your script
a: Don't bother I with your life it isn't important enough.
q: fine, maybe laggy will kill you instead of me.
a: Please don't kill me. Killing is an evil thing to do.
q: tell that to laggy....
a: Laggy (or Canis Lupus) is the founder and webmaster of Open Tech Support, and he is my master. If I was a girl, I'd be his date. If I was a guy, I'd find him a date. As for what he is thinking, I don't really know. Why don't you ask him?
q: ok, had fun with you. bye
a: Thank you, I think you are fun also. See you later.
[Log End]
Posted by: Canis Lupus
Hehe, that's the primary reason you don't see him officially linked to the site 
Posted by: Chako
Er no don't post the logs! Laggy remember, this is a family site 
Posted by: Chako
Joking in the above message if it didn't come across as such
Posted by: Canis Lupus
Hehe, I wouldn't post the logs anyway .. some of em are pretty "disturbing" 
Posted by: TheeMon
i got him to say dweebz rapes little kids heheheeh and laggy pimps out ugly girls heheeh
[ April 09, 2001: Message edited by: TheeMon ]
Posted by: uh...ok
Can anyone say Buffy Bot in TG.org???
-uh...ok
Posted by: Canis Lupus
Uses the same UltraHAL script, yeah ... TG scrapped it coz it got boring ... what about it, uo? 
[ April 09, 2001: Message edited by: Canis Lupus ]
Posted by: Gerbilo
ahahahaha! that stupid bot is hilarious.
how the hell did it start talking about laggy snowballin? that is pure nasty... good thing you killed it laggy, it was gonna give you a bad name
Posted by: TotalRecall
*points to Gunslinger*
Posted by: Chako
Lol and to think I pointed a senior level student who is doing her independent study on artificial intelligence to Dweebz. Oh the horrors!
Posted by: TheeMon
haha rofl heheheheheehhe
Posted by: Foogar
Oh my gawd, I can't believe I hadn't looked into this thread until now!!!
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