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Bash.org is the best!
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Posted by: uh...ok
<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID
-uh...ok
Posted by: taco_fox
Hmm.. I had thought they shut down. Good thing they didn't!
Posted by: uh...ok
This one's great too:
<`rip> when you go into a job interview
<`rip> and they ask you what 3 of your weaknesses' are
<`rip> what do you say
<clay> you tell them that youre indecisive
<clay> and then stop talking
-uh...ok
Posted by: Bobaroo
Wow, that is a great site.
<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''
<Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.
Posted by: Nfested
Haha, funny site!
"i was trying to go the speed limit so i didn't get a ticket but a cop got me in a school zone
<B> How much?
i'm talking about need for speed not real life "
Posted by: TheeMon
well i was bord so i looked threw the top 50-100 and these are the best ones heh
<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
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<Kazz> Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses.
<Zaratustra> a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.
<Zaratustra> like a network card without the appropriate driver.
<Kazz> Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.
<Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.
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<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4
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<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file
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<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
<hypr> wtf are donut seeds
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<DigiGnome> Real life should have a ****ing search function, or something.
<DigiGnome> I need my socks.
Posted by: Canis Lupus
Deleted some of your so-called "best ones" TheeMon ... most contained inappropriate content, so consider this a warning...
This goes for everyone else who wants to quote that site... not everything shown there is appropriate here 
Posted by: Freak
I was laughing for a good hour =)
Posted by: TheeMon
well sorry  but they were funny :P
Posted by: uh...ok
Yea some of the content is definitely inappropriate, but the good clean ones are just too good to be missed.
On that note:
<FreshBrew> IM DONT MATH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
<FreshBrew> HELL ****ING YES
<kolby> you still in english?
-uh...ok
Posted by: Gunslinger
 Quote:
Originally posted by TheeMon
well sorry but they were funny :P
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Then I guess I should post that funny video of teen group spunkum guzzling.
Posted by: uh...ok
Now now, be nice. Or no dessert. 
<spd-dmn> lee: hows the baybee
<Virtualee> spd-dmn She's great! Growing so fast!
<spd-dmn> aw
<spd-dmn> got any pics?
<spazzer> has she sprouted appendages yet?
<KK-> lol
<spazzer> don't babies grow like potatos?
<spd-dmn> ahaha
<spd-dmn> spazzer you're on crack, buddy
<spazzer> you mean they DON'T?
<spazzer> they come out with arms and legs?
<spazzer> shit
<spazzer> i have a whole new respect for women
-uh...ok
Posted by: Qui Gon-Jinn
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Originally posted by uh...ok
<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
-uh...ok
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That's Jimbo's Sig on Fr3....
Posted by: DemonBob
* typobox43 looks for life
<Marie> try out of IRC 
<typobox43> WHAT?!
<typobox43> :P
<Marie> lol
<typobox43> you mean there is such a place?
<Marie> you know, close the IRC screen and sign offline? 
* typobox43 shudders at the though
<typobox43> *thought
<Marie> lol
<typobox43> my vocal organs are underdeveloped... i don't think i'd get very far
<typobox43> although i think i'd win a thumb war in a heartbeat
<Craig> join #reallife
<Craig> ?
<typobox43> --- Cannot join #reallife (Channel is invite only).
Posted by: uh...ok
Yea Qui, but what makes it funny is the response.
"That's only two people, STUPID!"
-uh...ok
Posted by: TheeMon
<saloo> hey wanna chat?
<Nataliehotgurl16> yeah hot guy
<saloo> a/s/l
<saloo> u thr
<Nataliehotgurl16> 16/f/ca
<saloo> 29/m here
<saloo> wanna talk sex?
<Nataliehotgurl16> STATUTORY RAPE
<Nataliehotgurl16> STATUTORY RAPE
<Nataliehotgurl16> STATUTORY RAPE
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Posted by: AngstMerchant
Has it occured to anyone that simply putting a link to the site would be more efficient??
And BTW Thee, you're slipping, dude. One of you're earlier posts didn't have a single typo. Christ!! Am I the only one left who still has standards??
Posted by: TheeMon
yeah but angst there spread out everywhere + i dont mess up grammar on purpose... it just happens naturally...
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