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Women are Insane
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Posted by: AngstMerchant
. . . .and I can prove it.
At some point in the history of human evolution, there was an attribute that allowed women to recognize the fact that men are self-absorbed a**holes. The women who were able to recognize this did what they could to stay away from these thoughtless scratching beasts and thusly did not breed. The result is something like instinct but in reverse: the women who came after this point had a genetically-linked inability to see what kind of selfish pr*cks the majority of men are.
Thus, there is a constant struggle within women. I picture the side of reason being played by Sarah Jessica Parker, who is presenting piles of documents, video tape and 8" x 10" glossies, all of which show clear evidence that men are egocentric pigs. Then, the side of perception is played by Kevin Neelan, who just sits there and keeps saying, "I'm-I'm just not getting this. Can you repeat that??" Insanity, I tell you.
Posted by: nocode
that statement may not go over to well with the lady friends!
it just amazes me how (different) women are from men. i guess that explains the attraction most men have for them.
Posted by: The_Turks(ff7)
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At some point in the history of human evolution, there was an attribute that allowed women to recognize the fact that men are self-absorbed a**holes.
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they are the ones who conduct the reseach doesnt that make them the self absorbed ***holes?
Posted by: Erekose
heh nah turks they didnt conduct expirements, they just observed 
Posted by: redwench
although the experiment idea certainly has great merit. it shall be investigated.
Posted by: Erekose
ill vonlunteer
Posted by: scorpion_gold
women are insane. i usually get beaten for sying something stupid in front of them
Posted by: AngstMerchant
Be careful what you sy.. .
Posted by: scorpion_gold
/me kills typo demon
yesterday i got hit in the back of the head something like 14 times. but i was watching the bond movie, so you can expect something like that.
Posted by: redwench
ill have to address that
/me talks to the coven about thier failure
Posted by: scorpion_gold
failure? they failed to hit me enough times?
Posted by: redwench
or hard enough.
Posted by: Amall
or with a large/sharp enough object
Posted by: scorpion_gold
im beginning to think that you people dont like me...
Posted by: Erekose
oh no we do like you, very much so... with mint jelly
Posted by: redwench
and some nice new potatos, with garlic and dill
Posted by: scorpion_gold
oh no, im all skin and bones
Posted by: Fink
how did this go from insane women to how much we all like scorpion?
if i said that women are insane infront of chicks i know and some that i like. i would be beaten over and over... and over.
Posted by: Erekose
thats why i just tell them they are evil... it pretty much means the same thing, but they like the diction better
Posted by: redwench
evil implies a thought process. insane implies the opposite.
Posted by: scorpion_gold
im insane, obviously, cause i mentioned that women are insane in front of my female friends.
Posted by: Null Actor
People who call other people insane just don't understand how their minds work.
Posted by: Xtren
And if the those other people really are inane than their minds don't work...
Posted by: Shalome
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Originally posted by Xtren
And if the those other people really are inane than their minds don't work...
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What an excellent, appropriate typo.
Posted by: Xtren
Who said it was a type-o 
... ok so it was, but quite appropriate indeed...
Posted by: N.W.A_Kid
Women are evil! My girlfriend especially 
When I tell women that they are evil, they proceed to beat me senseless until I am pretty much unconscious.
However, I am a sadist and in a sick and pleasurable way I enjoy it. Bring on the sugar cane!!!!!
Posted by: 'DragonMaster
Yeah I was thinking. I made up a situation in which would make a woman as equally mad as a guy. And here it was:
You're with the man of your dreams, and you're going to get married, everyone you want shows up, everything's perfect. The bride's maids are elegant, the best men are handsome and everyone is so nice, respectful, and positive about the wedding. And when the wedding starts, everything goes fine until your Fiancee shows up, more alcohol than a whine barrel, and can barely stand up. He needs help standing up with the best men. But nevertheless, you FINALLY get through the whole thing. how would you feel about your husband now?
I asked the same question for the guys, except I switched the words to a man's perspective.
And well.... The guys didn't give such a reaction compared to the ladies I asked. The ladies seemed to use "kill" And "beat" and "yell at him for hours" and especially "divorce". While the guys said words like "simply cold feet" and "Wasn't totally her fault anyway." And other things that wouldn't ruin a man's wedding.
All things aside.... I won't say anything.
Posted by: Shalome
 <--- the only reaction this entire thread deserves. Especially for those of you who obviously failed to read and comprehend the original post.
Posted by: Ion Silverbolt
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Originally posted by Shalome
<--- the only reaction this entire thread deserves.
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Yeah what a bunch of Sulfolobus shibatae heads.
Posted by: AltronHGX
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Originally posted by 'DragonMaster
Yeah I was thinking. I made up a situation in which would make a woman as equally mad as a guy. And here it was:
You're with the man of your dreams, and you're going to get married, everyone you want shows up, everything's perfect. The bride's maids are elegant, the best men are handsome and everyone is so nice, respectful, and positive about the wedding. And when the wedding starts, everything goes fine until your Fiancee shows up, more alcohol than a whine barrel, and can barely stand up. He needs help standing up with the best men. But nevertheless, you FINALLY get through the whole thing. how would you feel about your husband now?
I asked the same question for the guys, except I switched the words to a man's perspective.
And well.... The guys didn't give such a reaction compared to the ladies I asked. The ladies seemed to use "kill" And "beat" and "yell at him for hours" and especially "divorce". While the guys said words like "simply cold feet" and "Wasn't totally her fault anyway." And other things that wouldn't ruin a man's wedding.
All things aside.... I won't say anything.
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Good god you make bizarre posts.
Not meant as a personal attack, but, sometimes I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
Posted by: 'DragonMaster
I know, Shalome. But I tried to make it the closest scenerio possible.
Altron, that's O.K. I think I'm turning back to my graduate original self.
"King Of Randomness." Or "Innocent idiot."
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