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The Chocolate Milk Conspiracy.
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Posted by: Bishop
If any of you have seen some TV lately, I'm sure you've seen thoose "got Chocolate milk?" commercials.
It's a conspriacy I say!
Subliminal messaging or maybe even perhaps something darker.
You see, I have not had a glass of chocolate milk in years, prefering as you all know, my caffeine of choice.
however, there was a bottle of syrup that wasn't too old, after seeing one of theese commercials I imediatly went to this bottle and made myself a glass.
I have had over 6 glasses of chocolate milk in the past 4 days, and only 3 cans of caffeine.
Something is very wrong here.
Very.
Wrong.
Posted by: JANNA
perhaps u could use that fizzy fruit machine when it comes out to make fizzy chocalate milk....
Posted by: laborat
I don't know if this will help or hurt but I was weaned off of
chocolate milk by my dad who finally told me that chocolate milk
came out the same end as the cow patties and thats why chocolate milk is brown. this was back in the 50's before childhood trauma was invented.
Posted by: Swilo
Chocolate does contain caffeine.
Posted by: Gerbilo
watch out dude, an old friends step dad drank tons of chocolate milk, like 2 glasses a day, from all the calcium he had he got kidney stones
heheh, bishy, have fun 
Posted by: Bishop
sod that.
I'd rather die of caffeine than die of chcolate milk.
that would be just damned unfair!
Posted by: Ion Silverbolt
Well it could have been worse. What if you made a glass after the one where the cow is dancing and they pour chocolate syrup on the cow?
Now that would be sick..hehe
Posted by: Bishop
I'd be dead already if that was the case, Ion.
Posted by: Gerbilo
is this chocolate milk or chocolate beef?
Posted by: Chako
Dancing cows? Hmmmm...I wonder what they dance...the lambada, tango, jitterbug, break dancing. This could be the best kept secret in farming...can you see the possibilities! 
Posted by: Ion Silverbolt
Here you go Chako. Just in case you never saw it.
Cow Song
Posted by: Bishop
Chako had the most informative comment about the cow song.
He also quoted dave.
what in the name of...
Posted by: Chako
Ewww..or is that Yewwww. lol
Posted by: Gerbilo
ha! i remember that from like a year ago heh
Posted by: Bishop
Yeah, I had that as my signature way back when I first joined the forums.
Posted by: Gerbilo
yup, then laggy banned pics in sigs lol, your new one is almost as good.
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