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Favorite pick-up lines
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Posted by: TheeMon
yeah well in this thread i want you ppl(espcially the ladies) whats the best/favorite pick-up lines youve heard... and tell us the ones that worked on you 
yes i know its corny to make this thread but every time these late night 900 fone sex commercials make me think about it like every time... they say some pretty corny stuff so i wanted to hear some clasic/fav/best ones (btw i mean the ones on usa)
see late night tv currupts your mind
Posted by: Canis Lupus
Noe exactly the same thing, but here is the archived "bad pickup lines" topic for reference 
http://www.opentechsupport.net/foru...=&threadid=6566
Posted by: Kdr Kane
Drugs corrupt people's minds also.
Posted by: redwench
Hello. Terrible/great weather were having isnt it?
Posted by: TotalRecall
Go.
Posted by: AngstMerchant
Hmm, I think you may be misunderstanding the nature of the pick-up line, Thee. All pick-up lines are cheesy and glaringly obvious, so there really isn't any such creature as a 'good' pick-up line. A pick-up line is basically a test to see if her physical attraction to you is strong enough to put up with a cheesy approach like a pick-up line. The only advice I can think of that makes sense is to choose pick-up lines that are a pretty good reflection of what you are like personally. Otherwise, if she does start talking to you and figures out your pick-up line was off center, she'll drop the conversation and you'll have wasted precious macktime on a pointless attempt.
Posted by: TheeMon
you ppl suck... i wanted to hear funny stories like(from a girl) one time this guy came up to me and said you look like a godess in that dress, then 2 years later i married him... or that the girl laughed him off but still thought his pick-up line pretty good... ya know what i mean?
Posted by: Kdr Kane
As I recall, you asked for the same thing a while back and got the same response.
Or don't you remember?
Posted by: redwench
dude, unless a pickup line is obviously intended as a joke, it just doesnt work. just start up a conversation on any convenient topic.
Posted by: Blackknight
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Originally posted by TheeMon
you ppl suck... i wanted to hear funny stories like(from a girl) one time this guy came up to me and said you look like a godess in that dress, then 2 years later i married him... or that the girl laughed him off but still thought his pick-up line pretty good... ya know what i mean?
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No, I have no idea what you are talking about.
Posted by: TheeMon
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Originally posted by Kdr Kane
As I recall, you asked for the same thing a while back and got the same response.
Or don't you remember?
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lol i dont remember, sorry if i did it seemed like a good idea that night
Posted by: Gerbilo
I've used, "are those moon pants? cause that ass is outta this world" before... yes, was intended as a joke... I dunno if it was any better than my friends deep thinker.. "life's a bitch, lets ****"
Posted by: TheeMon
see gerb understands, those were both funny and the first one imho was atleast a good one
Posted by: NightMage
Hmm my best pick-up line was 'you wanna go out?' My worst one 'Wanna dance?' Amazing isn't it when a girl flirts with you and it's all cool, then ask them a question like 'Wanna dance?' and they turn cool towards you
Posted by: shyton
if your left leg was easter and your right leg was chrismas id like to visit you between the holidays
Posted by: justinious
Here, have another Jagermeister.
Posted by: CobraCommander
"hi, I write software for a living and need help spending all this money."
Posted by: uh...ok
http://www.starstonesoftware.com/Op...es/willcode.gif
Posted by: elhior_manwe
worst i have gotten " **** me if i am wrong, but i know you want to kiss me"...
Posted by: Cinderno4
Can I fire my ballista into your castle? ... yeah that one don't work too good....
Posted by: kennealy33
Baby you remind me of a crecent wrench cause everytime im around you you make my nuts tighten up!
Posted by: Mists_Of_Avalon
Do you belive in love at first sight or should i walk by again??
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