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stupidity for the masses
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Posted by: Bishop
First off I think this will be my new weekly (read: daily hourly monthly yearly) posting session where I comment on this or that stupidity.
and on that note, let's have some translation fun
go to hell and die you bastard in german is gehen Sie zur Hölle und sterben Sie Sie Bastard but when you translate it from german to english it's go to hell and dying you you hybrid.
Another example? alright!
If every AOL user is an idiot, and more americans use AOL then any other service, how many ****ing idiots are in america?
In spanish, that sentance would be :
Si cada utilizador de AOL es un idiota, y más americanos utilizan AOL entonces cualquier otro servicio, cuántos idiotas de mierda están en América?
Now, let's translate that from spanish to english and...
If each user of AOL is an idiot, and American they use then AOL any other service, how many stupid of excrement they are in America?
Again? my signature in Italian is : immagini che il figlio bastardo del anthem di invulnerability dal primo gioco di nintendo equalunque in primo luogo viene alla mente ora voi ha qualcosa che non sia me, ma potrebbe agionevolmente divertire.
Now, we have it in english, translated from the italian text :
images that the bastard son of the anthem of invulnerability from the first game of nintendo and any in the first place comes to the mind hour you have something who are not me, but could reasonably amuse.
There you have it folks, theemon himself couldn't have done a better job!
Now the real question, is this a true gapin the language, or was the designer of this translator using thoose mind altering chemicals nova and chako had to corrupt my wisdom thread arguing about?
Want to have translation fun?
http://w3.systranlinks.com/systran/cgi
Posted by: Bishop
You know, just for the sake of originality, for once instead of something falling from the sky or rising out of the sea, why can't something come up out of the earth instead?
go away, before I catch you, boil you alive and feed you to my hot pockets.
Posted by: Null Actor
I have a REALLY funny fake AOL commercial that you would probably love.
www.telusplanet.net/public/nova_z/AOL.mov
WARNING: Not for kids, and also not something you want to play with parents around  Hella funny though.
Posted by: elbarto24
those are some interesting translations,
how do you say I like to club baby seals in Japanese
Posted by: Bishop
Quicktime can BURN IN HELL right alongside AOL.
No, I know a fate worse than that.
THE JUMPING HUMPERS!
Posted by: AK47
HAHA bishop- the jumping humpers! Too much Castlevania for you!
anyways- have you ever heard the phrase "looses something in the translation" ?? I think that describes the stupidity.
btw- in case you havent heard the phrase, I have decided to include a sentice in which the phrase is used..
"This Icelandic porno movie is no good, the acting between the peg-leg, scandinavian, gary coleman look-a-like-guy and the 600lb polish trans-sexual really looses something in the translation."
Posted by: Gerbilo
haha, ak you need to check that movie out when you get back to your comp
Posted by: TheeMon
eww ur porn is sick... hehe ok heres my finds...
im useing german btw
i typed in this translator sucks...
came back w/ = this compiler/translator sucks
orginal= this rocks monkeys
from german n back=this swings to drop hammer
orginal= open tech support
came back= open for Techsupport
orginal= how gay is this damn thing? is it broke?
back= is this verfluchte thing as homosexual? is it fallow?
orginal=Laggy TheeMon Nova Z Chako AoD Shalome AK47
back=New facts Z Chako AoD Shalome Ak47 Laggy TheeMon
orginal=America rocks rocks!
back=America rock rock!
orginal= check message length
back=check message length
w00t weve got a winner hehe one finally stayed the same hehe and bout the names it moved un around its self woulda used more names those just poped inta my head i mean heck look at my words im running on empty p.s tell me how this goes im going back to general/off topic hehe
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