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About me? er maybe :)
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Posted by: Chako
Well since everyone in here is an a$$hole and possibly a righteous ba$tard….
"THE BOSS"
When God made man, there was only the one, and various parts of the body argued about the one who would be boss.
The hands said they should because they did the work.
The feet thought they should because they took man to where he could do the work and the way to food.
The stomach thought it should be boss because it digested the food.
The heart thought it should be, because it pumped the blood that allowed the food to be digested by the stomach, and reached the body.
The brain said "no" I have to send all the signals to get each of you to do your job, therefore, I am the boss.
The a$$hole said "I’ll show you who’s boss," and clogged up the works.
After a few days, the stomach ached, the hands were practically helpless, the feet could not carry the body, the heart was about ready to stop pumping blood, the brains signals were being ignored. To all this, there is a moral:
"YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A BRAIN TO BE A BOSS, JUST AN A$$HOLE"
Posted by: AK47
Are you calling Tony Danza an a$$hole?
Posted by: Canis Lupus
Hmmm, I thought he was referring to Bruce Springsteen....
Posted by: Chako
No I wasn't AK...but if ya want to take it as such..by all means...sure why not. 
Posted by: AK47
LOL! Nice one laggy!
Posted by: Chako
Yep. Actually the above joke which I got off of my father many years ago (It was in circulation at the construction site), was geared towards bosses in general. Didn’t think about the possible connection to other…er….bosses. Sorry if it offended some.
Posted by: AK47
lol chako. Im not offended, I was just being a smartass
Posted by: elbarto24
hahaha, that joke was hilarious.
I know a few, but there now appropriate
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