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Episode II: Attack of the Clones? wtf

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Posted by: Canis Lupus

Hmmm, is it just me, or does this title sound just STUPID ... Why can't they just call it "The Clone Wars" ... Lucas is getting senile...

http://www.starwars.com/episode-ii/...ws20010806.html



Posted by: Airbladus

Looks like that one will be in the pile with "The Closet Monster" and "Attack of the Giant Rabbits".



Posted by: Null Actor

All I hear is krusty the clown singing "send in the clones"...



Posted by: Gerbilo

lol

yeah, the clone wars sounds hella killer, just like in episodes 4 5 6, whichever they mentioned it in heh

anyway, attack of the clones?! at first i thought you were talking about that damned code red crap before i decided to see what you were talking about heh....

yeah, senility is a ***** huh...



Posted by: Chako

…and a line of Jar Jar binks stroll to center stage and start dancing the Macarena…..shudders.



Posted by: Bishop

I had high hopes for this movie, but with the current release of the title, I'm heavily fearing Jango Fett will be making his apperance.



Posted by: Freak

I hope they dont just focus on Queen Amidala and Ben and Anakin. The Clone Wars were a pretty exciting time in the Galaxy.
And the title does suck. Man.



Posted by: Hackenslacker

I'm not even going to comment on how pitiful that title is. Except to comment that i'm not going to comment on how pitiful that title is.



Posted by: LT

The title HAS to have episode and number in it! Honestly! When you are dealing with the clone wars, everything gets to look alike after a while, and if you make a historical episode, you HAVE to give it a specific reference point. I mean, it's clones, right? They all start to look alike after a while... if you give it a number, you know where you are.

Yes, the clone wars were a very exciting time in the galaxy, but having excited clones running around without getting the outline down in Roman numerals, letters and numbers, chapter and verse would be basically criminal. One must keep this clone time-line thingy in order, and Lucas is the man to do it.

Now, where were we?



Posted by: Hackenslacker

okay, SUBtitle.

we were talking about how bad "attack of the clones" is for a subtitle.



Posted by: JANNA

hmmm maybe the evil darth was a clone and all he really needed was an anti-bioticlorean shot to rid himself of the darkside...



Posted by: RavenStorm

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Posted by: Bishop

The calimari are bipedal, they function primarily in water but can exist outside of it, they were the primary resource for designing ships for the Rebellion and new republic.



Posted by: JeraalMordeth

10->Change the title to "The Clone Wars" like its supposed to be
9->Stop calling Anakin "Annie"
8->Focus on the **** story instead of a forty minute race scene
7->Explain how a Sith so easily decieves 100's of Jedi/Masters...
6->Give Anakin some line other than "Oops", "Sorry"
5->Bring back "Epic" feel instead of the Leslie Neilson crap
4->Show more battles, starfighters, Lightsabers, force powers
3->Use Samuel L. Jackson's talent
2->No "Destroy the superweapon" type ending
1->Kill Jar-Jar Binks, FAST AND PAINFUL. Worst character...EVER



Posted by: JANNA

i really dont agree with the asssessment of jar-jar he was by far the best actor/character in the movie



Posted by: Auruspex

I kinda liked jar jar... why would anyone not like him? what did he ever do to you? that guy is a awesome actor and should be looked up to rather than shiznit like diejarjar.com



Posted by: Airbladus

Jar Jar did serve a purpose in the film, but that didn't mean they had to make him so ****ing annoying.



Posted by: Bishop

from what I read on the second movie a while back (seems to be turning into the truth), all of your wishes would be happening (except for jar jar) jeraal, but they STILL piss me off.

Jango Fett. what a ****ing joke.



Posted by: Freak

would be nice if they showed where Boba Fett got his mandolorian armor from..



Posted by: Bishop

that was explained in one of the books.

I forgot exactly, been a while.



Posted by: Freak

bounty hunters trilogy book 2 or 3 i think

*goes off searching for his old collection*



Posted by: Freak

So does Episode 2 end with the end of the clone wars?
Thats when Alderaan demilitarized.
Would be awesome to see the Dreadnaughts and the huge ship they call Another Chance!

HURRY UP LUCAS.



Posted by: Bishop

Actually the bounty hunter trilogy didn't reveal too much more of fett's past (although it did give a few elements).

Was a riot for showing how he raped bossk repeatedly though.



 
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