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School notes gone bad!
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Posted by: Chako
I came across this in one of the local schools. I have seen this list elsewhere, probably circulated via email a few years back. 
"The following is a partial list of actual written excuses given to teachers in the Albequerque public school system by parents of students:
Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28,29,30,31,32, and also 33.
Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault.
Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.
Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over.
My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part.
Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip.
Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
Please excuse Blanche from jim today.
George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.
Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout.
Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals."
Posted by: redwench
heh. ive seen most of them before. but what is that last one supposed to be?
Posted by: Freak
I think the mother meant ovaries.
Posted by: Gerbilo
that could be just as disturbing lol
Posted by: Xoncide
uhhh... whats wrong with those... j/k
Posted by: redwench
of course freak. how could i have missed that? 
Posted by: laborat
Maybe her Ovals had the Triangles...
Posted by: Hackenslacker
what means "loose vowels" ?
Posted by: laborat
one of those grease insediments...
Posted by: Kdr Kane
Isn't it called the "running game"?
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