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sigh... ebay... ebay...

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Posted by: INeedHelp

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...item=4168496211

made me laugh



Posted by: Bix VT



I'm surprised someone is actually bidding...

That is hilarious.



Posted by: Blackknight

LOL...!



Posted by: armystud0911

HEY! that was me!



Posted by: Bix VT

...uh huh. suuuure it was...



Posted by: armystud0911

lol, they prolly just did it to be funny.



Posted by: INeedHelp

wait wait wait... there's more!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...4167948054&rd=1

hahahaha!!! BARF!!!



Posted by: elhior_manwe

i still like the guy that tried to sell his soul an ebay...hands down my favorite the rest are amatuers...



Posted by: Gerbilo

hahaha, wait, are they bidding on paying those two girls or is someone being paid to take them on a date? haha

sorry.. that's mean lol.



Posted by: armystud0911

Anyone remember the family that went for sale on ebay? It was all over the news for a few days.



Posted by: Bix VT

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/cwm/eek7.gif

Gross man. That's totally slutty.



Posted by: redwench

nah, that goes beyond slut territory. were now in whoreland.



Posted by: oderus1671

thats terrible... their mom and pop must be proud...



Posted by: AOTY2KB

As long as EBay does not moderate what funny things are sold, I'm happy.



Posted by: SpecOpsHoov

They saddest part is that they refer themselves as hot. False advertising.



Posted by: Bix VT

That's it, I'm calling the BBB!



Posted by: IceBreaker

Quote:

Originally posted by Bix VT
That's it, I'm calling the BBB!

?? You meant "BBC"?



Posted by: Bix VT

Certainly not. The Better Business Bureau.


...Why would I call the BBC? http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom...headscratch.gif



Posted by: IceBreaker

Quote:

Originally posted by Bix VT
...Why would I call the BBC? http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom...headscratch.gif

I don't know - maybe they'd be interested in an odd eBay story for their prime time? http://www.fintoys.net/yabb/yabbimages/smilies/grin.gif



Posted by: Bix VT

I'm certain the BBC has more important things to report than a couple of yank whores on ebay...



Posted by: Daniel

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...8107675670&rd=1



Posted by: Bix VT

Ouch...sucks to be that kid. He got what was coming to him though, underage drinking is BAD!



Posted by: Gerbilo

right... bad...

interesting story tho, i wonder if any of it really happend or this is just something to get extra money on the bids



Posted by: Spork Lover

hahaha great story. I remember the days as a rebelious kid.....ahhhh


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Posted by: SKYHN

Wow, crappy parents. They should be selling the kid instead, as they cant handle him properly.



Posted by: redwench

another divorce.........
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...me=STRK:MEWA:IT



Posted by: redwench

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...5513857128&rd=1



Posted by: Bix VT



Jolly good read, that!



Posted by: Gunslinger

They really don't say that.

What they do say that's fun to emulate is 'Fancy'?

A translation would be 'want to' or 'like to'. That one can be fun.



Posted by: redwench

fancy a grilled brat gun?



Posted by: Gunslinger

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...ssPageName=WDVW



Posted by: Bix VT

mmm...bratwurst...

I know they don't really say it, but that was the first thing I thought of that would be universally understood as British.



Posted by: twiz514

i saw a russian MIG fighter jet for a few million buck there...."we will arrange the shipping" i lauged

also,, http://www.ebaumsworld.com/kettle.html for a funny ebay thingy



Posted by: twiz514

i also saw white bread...i will try and find the link to the jet



Posted by: C-Money

Something even I can pay for.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...3817848682&rd=1

[Edit] Looks like its now on sale.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...item=3819894272



Posted by: Bix VT

Quote:

All and all, electric vehicles have a better 0 to 60 MPH acceleration time and way more power than standard vehicles.


http://www.darkintellect.com/redwench/Emot23.gif http://www.darkintellect.com/redwench/Emot23.gif http://www.darkintellect.com/redwench/Emot23.gif



Posted by: RAcastClarke

I wonder what "standard" they use..

Matchbox? Hotwheels?



Posted by: laborat

He is right when he mentions we will have to find an alternative to gas and soon. I can see electric cars but only within a metro area. I am not convinced that electric semis are feasable. I guess it would take an all electric Indy 500 to convince me that this technology could replace the dinosaur oil
based gasoline powered engines.



Posted by: Bix VT

We could run 50% methanol in our cars right now with no internal mods. Plus, then it could make corn farming quite profitable.



Posted by: ianelarazure

Do any of you remember the possessed coke can for sale last year? Tried to find the link but to no avail. I think it sold for just over a hundred or something, not for sure.



Posted by: Maverick

wtf u talkin about?



Posted by: ianelarazure

Fall last year, someone was selling an empty Coke can, that the aluminum of the can was bent an awkward way or something unusual about it. And the seller posted that the can was "possessed". The can sold for a decent amount of money. Just sad.



Posted by: Maverick

i cant seem to figure out why people buy crap like that...



Posted by: C-Money

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maverick
i cant seem to figure out why people buy crap like that...


Lack of common sense.



Posted by: Bix VT

or excess money.



Posted by: RAcastClarke

Or a deadly combination of both.



Posted by: INeedHelp

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...5519718868&rd=1



Posted by: Maverick

i wonder if thats really for real..



Posted by: INeedHelp

yeah it is, if you read the bottom FAQ, they have moved their auction to a new auction number, and the new price is 3,900,000... i'm sorry but arena football is just pure homosexual



Posted by: redwench

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...5541218526&rd=1



Posted by: Ocean

wtf do you ship it in? do you pay shipping?



Posted by: redwench

presumably, it would be shipped in a box.........and of course.



Posted by: TheeMon

i placed a bid on it



Posted by: Gerbilo

buy 100 of them thee, do it! and some dirt!



Posted by: TheeMon

why? so i can grow ghost canes?

id have to buy 50females and 50males then.... and some miracle grow...

but wait its winter manng, bad idea



Posted by: Bix VT

better idea than selling rocks...



Posted by: TheeMon

no its not, aquareium(major sp?) rocks are worthy.... im making driftwood as we speak



Posted by: redwench

um.........you dont make driftwood. you find it.



Posted by: Maverick

yea.. for real. how do you 'make' driftwood. I live on a 14 sq. mile island most of my life. please inform.



Posted by: Ocean

i have to ask, is a ghost cane an item in an online game? i didnt notice the game mentioned anywhere. but i saw the seller sold other game items.

with no pictures, i was just assuming it was an imaginary cane.



Posted by: redwench

its a reference to an initial silly/scam listing and various copycats of it. its a haunted cane. seller is satirizing them.



Posted by: Spork Lover

you can make Faux driftwood for a Aquarium which is probably what Thee is doing.... it's better for the fish and water, cause you don't know what may leech out of real driftwood.



Posted by: TheeMon

prolly what spork said, though i never heard the word faux...

well maybey its not...

i take the driftwood boil it, find slabs of slate(easy) boil them, sylicone them together(the rock so the wood will be held down)

then throw the peices in an old fish take w/ feeder fish... if the fish live the peices are good(witch the fish always live, its just a saftey precausion)

then u sell it...

easy



Posted by: TheeMon

actually no spork, i looked up faux driftwood and found this,

I've weathered wood to achieve the look of "driftwood." If this is what you're looking for, here's how I did it. First I soaked the wood in a bucket of water & bleach (ex. "Clorox"). After a few days of soaking in this solution, I removed the wood & brought it outside to be "sun bleached" (this works best in hot summer sun). By the time the wood was thoroughly dry, if I wasn't satisfied with the "faux driftwood" look achieved, I repeated the process (as many times as necessary). Hope this helps!


that would kill the fish... i just find the wood the make it usefull to aquariums



Posted by: taco_fox

faux



Posted by: TheeMon

yes, but when u look up faux driftwood they use chemicals and chemicals=teh bad in a fish tank



Posted by: Ion Silverbolt

Fish swim in their own shit everyday. You would think they could handle a little chlorine.



Posted by: Erekose

heh, care to give it a shot ion? little clorox in yer milk?



Posted by: redwench

nah, ill just inject him with some. should perk him up.



Posted by: Ion Silverbolt

Stay the hell away from my coco puffs.



Posted by: TheeMon

nevar!



Posted by: Bix VT

^^

most meaningful post EVER.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...ssPageName=WDVW

yummy.



Posted by: redwench

leet. a med student swiped a set and is selling it, huh?



Posted by: RAcastClarke

I'd buy just the Biohazard Tag. That would make a cool T-shirt or something..



Posted by: Erekose

...never used?

good to know



Posted by: Ion Silverbolt

http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1739927,00.asp



Posted by: redwench

roffle



Posted by: Bix VT

sucks to know that he's only worth $127.50



Posted by: redwench

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...item=5545842479



Posted by: justinious

Quote:

Originally Posted by redwench

That guy needs to learn how to spellcheck.



Posted by: Bix VT

wtf

I cant believe people actually bid on this stuff



Posted by: oderus1671

gotta give 'em credit for creativity though... LOL



Posted by: oderus1671

something else worth mentioning... how do you find these things? i mean, dont you have to do a search for "hot pocket" or "satan" or something similar? kinda gives the impression that the "searcher" has too much time on their hands... LOL JK



Posted by: redwench

eh, people stumble up on them while conducting some fairly normal search, then link them on various sites and forums. given how long that damn description is, a good portion of keywords are probably in there.



Posted by: Hambones

I think it's hilarious myself.



Posted by: redwench

for a change of pace, a normal listing.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...ssPageName=WDVW



Posted by: Bix VT

that's pretty crazy



Posted by: Erekose

purdy... if only it werent fourteen hundred dollars i might buy that for me mother's birthday



Posted by: b4dd0g

Now i have seen it all take a look or post yours



http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI...6147523146&rd=1



Posted by: redwench

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...item=5550553515



Posted by: Hambones

I would much rather buy a ghost cane that an orange with a tally wacker.



Posted by: redwench

citrus is healthier.



Posted by: Ion Silverbolt

Wow..Someone thought it was worth bidding 6$ on an orange/sex toy combo.



Posted by: Ion Silverbolt

Damn. I'm going to the rock quarry near here. Seems there isn't a short supply of retards who will pay a lot of money for weird shit.


Oh, and we already have an ebay thread.



Posted by: TotalRecall

eBay threads merged.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...5552333395&rd=1

Take selling yourself out to the next level!



Posted by: Bix VT

what a bad idea.



Posted by: oderus1671

heres a link with some funny ones. no pixtures, but the descriptions are priceless
http://www.whattheheck.com/ebay/



Posted by: TheeMon

well i was watching lay leno last night and i seen a new bit(at least to me) of his... its something about ebay ie"things people will buy on ebay" anyways its similar to his "headlines" (witch i love btw) anyways when you guys find these funny things(red mainly) you should send them to him...



 
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