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People of the U.S....
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Posted by: SKYHN
This man is our President.
http://poststuff2.entensity.net/081204/bush.wmv
Posted by: BooRadley
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On a related note . . .
The U.N. conducted a worldwide survey last month. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world".
The survey was a HUGE failure.
In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't now what 'honest' meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant.
In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant.
In Denmark they didn't know what 'please' meant.
And in the United States.... they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.
Posted by: redwench
rofl
so true
Posted by: INeedHelp
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Originally Posted by BooRadley
In Denmark they didn't know what 'please' meant.
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i didn't get that one
Posted by: SKYHN
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Originally Posted by INeedHelp
i didn't get that one
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It implies that danish people have no manners, thus they wouldnt know what please means.
Posted by: IceBreaker
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Originally Posted by SKYHN
It implies that danish people have no manners, thus they wouldnt know what please means.
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?! AFAIK the danish aren't especially known for this trait...
...anyways while foraging through the Net I managed to dig this up. Enjoy http://www.touslessmileys.com/smile...nt/cont_007.gif
Posted by: elhior_manwe
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I always pictured the Danish as arrogant slobs.....?!? hmm
Someone please explain I am confused.
Posted by: Ocean
i really want to see the first link 
Posted by: IceBreaker
The link is dead, however the site does treat us to a handfull of...interesting quotes:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
http://www.touslessmileys.com/smile...nt/cont_026.gif
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