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Posted by: redwench
this is in off topic purposely, dont move 
Subject: Now that Scott is a Husband
Dear Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the
system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to
no
avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband
1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try
to
download Tears! 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically
run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over
use of
the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
Silence
2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that
will
download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0; it runs a virus in
the
background that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources.
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Technical Support
sorry, couldnt resist, thought it was hilarious.
Posted by: TwiztidJuggalo
that's purely.....awesome. freakin sweet!! it's a classic
-matt
Posted by: Hambones
I'm sending that to my wife immediately! Friggin' Hilarious.
Posted by: trekpsycho
:rofl:
Posted by: Hambones
My wife just replied to my e-mail. All she said was, "When I get home I'm installing kickyouintheface 2.0"
Posted by: IceBreaker
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Originally Posted by redwench
and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the
system.
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Who cares - it runs splendidly on Wife 1.0 platforms (no upgrade needed) 
Posted by: Hambones
Unless wife 1.0 came installed with the feminist Service Pack 2. Some of the add-ons in that thing are hard to disable. 
Posted by: TheeMon
thats why trojan 6.9 fixes everything, you can also upgrade to the her pleasure expansion pack 1.0 for even more control
Posted by: Hambones
LOL Thee!
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