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need to get ahold of bill gates, no joke!!!
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Posted by: TheeMon
i need to get ahold of him, not some random email add that he'll never read i want like his person fone number or email or something... i have a proposel for him that he should accept...
Posted by: AK47
do share
Posted by: Hambones
You really should let us read your proposal Thee. Someone will have to edit all the grammatical errors before it gets to Bill. 
Posted by: Bobaroo
Oh boy.....
Posted by: Tecil
Must resist urge to click....
Something tells me this isn't going to end well.
Posted by: AltronHGX
yeah let me just pull his cell phone # out of my back pocket
no, seriously
Posted by: Gerbilo
Thee wants money to fix his broken car
Posted by: SKYHN
Im sorry Thee, but Dweebz is not coming back.
Posted by: Hambones
Seriously, I wonder how many people actually try to hit Bill Gates up for money? It almost makes you not want to be rich...no wait...strike that last comment.
Posted by: TheeMon
no what i was geting at was being in his will... only for like 5-10k and/or some nifty toys
+++ anyone got a link to bill gates's family line/his inharentance??
the car thing gerb is a whole nother side matter
Posted by: 9:35
hahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: Null Actor
Quick, somebody get me... THE PRESIDENT!
Posted by: AltronHGX
I just called Bill Gates to tell him someone on the interweb needed to discuss SERIOUS BUSINESS with him .. I got his voicemail 
it seems he's taken refuge in norway again. try back in february.
Posted by: Hambones
He's probably easier to get ahold of than Bill Gates.
Posted by: Null Actor
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Originally Posted by AltronHGX
I just called Bill Gates to tell him someone on the interweb needed to discuss SERIOUS BUSINESS with him .. I got his voicemail
it seems he's taken refuge in norway again. try back in february. |
r u serios
u cannot b serios
Posted by: AltronHGX
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Originally Posted by Null Actor
r u serios
u cannot b serios
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this no 'shen'
Posted by: redwench
thee, hes leaving a few million each to his wife and kids, the rest goes to charity.
Posted by: 9:35
whos incharge of this internet???????????? i have a great idea if they let u downlod movies before they come out alot more people will use the internet! and if u can d/l them from dial up then a/o (alot of) ppl will use the internet in farms and barns imagine if u coudl watch a movie and milk a cow at the same time!!! what do u think
Posted by: Tecil
http://www.totalcrap.net/crap/forum_crap/internet1.jpg
Posted by: TheeMon
but im a charity....
Posted by: Bix VT
I dunno...does Thee qualify as a charity case?
Posted by: Gunslinger
Legally, no.
Posted by: Canis Lupus
A mental case, maybe...
Posted by: Bix VT
touche
Posted by: TheeMon
does he give money to mental cases? 
Posted by: Tecil
Thee I have yet to see a real valid reason you want to get a hold of Bill, other than the fact that your broke.
Posted by: TheeMon
well i was gonna make a real convinsing story about how he should put me in his will for 5-10k ... why not?
either that or beg him for a job :P
Posted by: Tecil
You'd have better luck getting a job at Jack in the Box.
Posted by: Bix VT
but don't they test your urine for that job?
Posted by: TheeMon
i can pass any test anytime
Posted by: RAcastClarke
Can you pass a test, Thee?
Just kidding.
Bill Gates ain;t gonna give you money, don't try.
Trust me.
Posted by: Phate
Someone should email him this thread
Posted by: TheeMon
thatd be a good idea... i still aint got ahold of him yet...
i might have to take a drive to his house
Posted by: RAcastClarke
He lives in a frickin compound Thee.
No way you're just gonna drive there.
This is hilarious.
Posted by: Ocean
post all over the web, ms sucks.
then ask for money to stop.
i wonder what sort of defenses his compound has. well other than the linux comp. eh, bill gates uses dial up.
Posted by: Ocean
Address:
1835 73rd Ave Ne Medina, WA 98039-2328
Map:
http://webpages.charter.net/ocean/B...Gates%20Map.gif
Satellite Photo:
http://webpages.charter.net/ocean/B...tes%20House.jpg
Posted by: TheeMon
guys, gimme like 3 years and ill drive out there and try...
if he doesnt let me in ill spray paint this link all over the place around his house, untill i get caught
Posted by: Bix VT
congrts, you'll be spray painting for a total of 3.25 seconds.
Posted by: TheeMon
dude you took my own saying off me mang, how lame...
+++ its 2.3 secs if you really wanna steal my saying :P
Posted by: Ocean
dude, i seriously can get you his nextdoor neighbor's phone number.
Posted by: Bix VT
I wasn't trying to steal any of your "sayings" thee...I just made that up on the spot.
Posted by: TheeMon
ocean gogogo...
and bix i was only jk mang
Posted by: Bix VT
oh aight then.
If you get a hold of him, ask him if he can donate a ferrari to the purple heart.
Posted by: TheeMon
well if all goes as planned ill take a trip out that way in like 3 yrs... so ill do it then
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