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Bush jokes
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Posted by: Bix VT
I thought several of you here would enjoy this one:
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. He could not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also - like any good bartender - engage in appropriate conversation.
A man enters the bar and orders a drink. The robot serves him a
perfectly prepared cocktail and then asks him:What's your IQ?
The man replies:150.
And the robot proceeds to make conversation about quantum physics,
string theory, atomic chemistry etc.
The customer is very impressed and thinks: This is really cool. He
decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around and
comes back in for another drink.
Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him:What is your IQ?
The man responds:100.
And immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,
baseball, cheerleaders etc.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot
one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks: What's
your IQ?
The man replies: "50."
And the robot says: So, you gonna vote for Bush again?
Posted by: Atlas4
and how! "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" "No doubt about it, a dictatorship would be easier to run." I've got a million. His quotes are jokes. There's a CD out with songs made out of Rumsfeld's speeches, a man whose speeches are the most articulate in the cabinet. It shows how one is flattered: a CD with songs made of your speeches, or a page a day calender making fun of your quotes.
Posted by: IceBreaker
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Originally Posted by Atlas4
and how! "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" "No doubt about it, a dictatorship would be easier to run." I've got a million. His quotes are jokes.
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Come now! When listening to his speeches we know we're in the presence of an accomplished intellect, and an exceptionally educated man. Why, he even wrote his own dictionary - so do not overmisunderestimate him http://www.touslessmileys.com/modul...age.php/155.gif
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