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Woman Chokes the Mess out of Rottweiler
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Posted by: Ion Silverbolt
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...at_041210205637
This woman must eat raw hamburger or something. Either that or it was a baby Rottweiler.
Posted by: Maverick
Well it'd be a lot easier to choke it from the collar (cause then you could jump on its back and just pull back, and hold on [not like i have choked a god or anything, it just seems logical]), then to strangle it murder/villain style with both hands.. heh
Posted by: Ion Silverbolt
Still, it takes a good amount of strength for a woman to hold back a Rottweiler. Except for Redwench who can choke a dog one-handed while holding it in the air. But that is another thread.
Posted by: Maverick
true...
Posted by: redwench
only a chihuahua...
i read that on the bbc. the owner said the dog thought the woman was playing, and didnt fight her much. superwoman claims the dog attacked her. lets see: dog dead, woman alive and healthy. somehow, i dont believe her.
Posted by: justinious
She had to be on PCP, because no Rottie would let itself be strangled even if it was "play".
Posted by: IceBreaker
She just had an adrenaline rush, more like http://forum.presence-pc.com/images...20le%20loup.gif
As for:
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Originally Posted by Ion Silverbolt
Redwench who can choke a dog one-handed while holding it in the air.
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http://www.opentechsupport.net/foru...cons/icon18.gif
:amazing:
:fear:
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http://forum.presence-pc.com/images/perso/lol2.gif
Posted by: Bix VT
props to that woman.
fear the redwench.
Posted by: justinious
I still say she was on something other than adrenaline.
Posted by: Oldcrocd
I think it must have been PMT
Past mentioning today, he he
Posted by: Maverick
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Originally Posted by redwench
the owner said the dog thought the woman was playing, and didnt fight her much.
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I would beleive this up and to the point where the dog was running out of air. When it knows it can't breath for an extended period of time, you would think it's instincts would kick in, and it would no longer be "playing", rather "fighting" for it's life.
Posted by: Ion Silverbolt
The Rotty was probably so focused on killing the Yorkshire Terrier that it didn't pay much attention to the woman. Dogs have a weird order of priority.
1. Eat
2. Sniff buttcrack
3. Mate
4. Fight other dogs
Obeying their master or another person is like number 18 on the list.
Posted by: Maverick
Wow. Eat comes before sniff crotch? Interesting. Actually, I dont see 'sniff crotch' anywhere on that list
Posted by: Bix VT
true, I usually get a crotch over a butt sniff...
Posted by: Maverick
as i think 99.999% of the population does
Posted by: Erekose
...i dunno, i'm tall enough where i usually get a snout to the "taint" as it were. but what i want to know is, how did the woman have a beer bottle handy to throw at the dog?
Posted by: Maverick
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Originally Posted by Erekose
...i dunno, i'm tall enough where i usually get a snout to the "taint" as it were.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
*breathe*
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
Posted by: Kittie_Killer
[QUOTE=Erekose but what i want to know is, how did the woman have a beer bottle handy to throw at the dog?[/QUOTE]
probably had a few in her purse, right next to the kitchen sink :P
Posted by: AltronHGX
omg you're back
Posted by: Bix VT
kittie or the thread?
Posted by: Kittie_Killer
Does this mean you missed me? *flutters eyelashes*
Posted by: TheeMon
kittie from bnet?
Posted by: Bishop
No, from Kali.
Posted by: redwench
i wonder if this is the same woman?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/...ide/4253849.stm
Posted by: IceBreaker
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Originally Posted by redwench
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Doubtful - different ball game...
Posted by: Bix VT
and here I had thought that I had actually been missing your puns...I was wrong.
http://www.londonstimes.us/toons/cartoons/smiley.jpg
Posted by: IceBreaker
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and here I had thought that I had actually been missing your puns...I was wrong.
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and what difference is that supposed to make? http://forum.presence-pc.com/images/perso/kryten.gif
Posted by: Bix VT
just noting something to myself...out loud.
pay no mind.
Posted by: IceBreaker
Yes - that was loud...
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