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I dare you to tell!
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Posted by: mage
Seems to me that of all the many forums I've seen and they
are many this one seems to have a much larger group of
under twenty year olds than most !
So I ask how many would Dare admit all of who they are
in years of wisdom and experience?
Posted by: Swilo
I am me.
Posted by: redwench
actually, most of us are elderly folk. youre just reading the wrong threads.
Posted by: LT
The Young Bright Ones post their thoughts, the Old Experienced nod and mutter among themselves, occasionally dropping a wise word here and there in guidance.
Of course, we have to be careful what we drop in case we need it later to see in tri-focal, or maybe it's a walking aid.
And we have to be extremely careful about nodding. Nodding is a precursor to dozing off.
Posted by: Kdr Kane
I keep marrying a younger woman every time to give the illusion of staying 20.
Posted by: laborat
I admit it... I've been under 20 for almost 40 years...
Posted by: rockjock
Mage - You go first.
Posted by: Gunslinger
I'm only 3 and a 1/2 years old.
....
Posted by: Bobaroo
i am under 20 
Posted by: Shalome
Laborat, I thought you were a hot 17-year-old cheerleader. And everyknow knows I'm 158 years old.
Hey mage, check out this thread:
http://www.opentechsupport.net/foru...=&threadid=1609
might give you a better rough idea of our ages. 
-Shalome
Posted by: Gerbilo
labo is a hot 17 year old cheerleader?
Labo, wanna goto homecoming?
Posted by: laborat
*smacks Gerbil with Pom Pom
Posted by: Null Actor
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Originally posted by mage
Seems to me that of all the many forums I've seen and they
are many this one seems to have a much larger group of
under twenty year olds than most !
So I ask how many would Dare admit all of who they are
in years of wisdom and experience?
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*shrug*
I've never had a problem telling the truth about who I am. Some people see the internet as a device to lie about yourself... I see the internet as a place where you can share who you are without worrying. Go figure.
My name is Charles Randall, and I'm 22 years old. I've been through a technical school that taught me game programming, and I've been working in the game industry for over two years. My last job was at Bioware Corp, but I recently quit, and I'm moving to another job in Toronto.
Now you have to tell us about yourself
Posted by: Canis Lupus
Quote:
Originally posted by Nova Z
I've never had a problem telling the truth about who I am.
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Hehe, me neither
http://www.tolitz.com/myinfo/index.shtml
Posted by: Gerbilo
ow damnit, not again! heheh
Posted by: Chile
I'm 31.
Some days I get id'ed buying cigarettes or buying booze. Other days, teenagers hold the door for me and call me "sir".
*hands Gerb some asprin*
Posted by: mage
Hee,hee hee,ha ha!
double bubble toil and trouble, I stir the pot and see
what I got!The spell I smell has worked so well
that many have fallen under it's sway.
though few have dared answer the query true,
This much I'll tell you. being a mage from the ye old school
I ply my trade as has always been done since the days of yore!My true age is younger than the sea but older than the world thee once knew> Answer me this brave young Hobbits.
Is the riddle in the rhyme or the rhyme in the riddle when
one seeks to know the meaning of time?
If you follow where the circle bends where's the begining
if there's no end? If you believe you can not know how will
you ever understand the answer that's right in front of you!
Posted by: laborat
*smacks mage with Pom Pom
Posted by: Shalome
Okay, okay, mage, your poetics got the best of me.
Age: 24
Sex: Female
Location: Fairview Heights, IL (St. Louis metro area -- a.k.a. hell)
Occupation: (official title) Computer Help Desk Technician, Classified/Unclassified Systems, Scott Air Force Base / Contracted from Computer Sciences Corporation *whew that's hard to say*
Marital Status: Single, but not for TOO much longer
Screen Name Means: Peace, Hello, Goodbye, etc...
Avatar: Xev Bellringer from the Sci-Fi channel show LEXX
-Shalome
Posted by: redwench
*rescues gerby and sticks him in her bra for safety*
*puts her dentures in*
well, ive been alive for a long long time. approaching 34 years now, and i tell ya sonny, life was better in the good old days.
*rattles her cane*
you young whippersnappers have things to easy, with your school buses and your computers. i used to walk to school in the winter 5 miles each way through the snow. and it was uphill both ways.
*mumbles and nods off*
Posted by: rockjock
Eh? What's that you say? How old am I? I don't rightly remember. How old are them thar hills over yonder?
Posted by: Bobaroo
My name is Bobby, and I am a male who is 15, and i live in Jersey. I don't work, and I am a Sophmore in HS.
Posted by: webtek
I am 39 years.
Posted by: Digitalphatman
I am an immature 19 yr old
Posted by: Chako
Come forth Mage and tell us your tale,
For many therein have beholden true.
An archer who delivers fletched arrows without fail,
Ensures his payload are timely due.
Wit and cynicism are but sticks to let,
Arsenal of the lucre’s silvered tongue.
Hidden in shadow, and rarely met,
Laughing haughtily from the highest rung.
As the sun rises to its apical heights,
Shadows recede revealing sincerity.
Those who would remain hidden from sight,
Golden light deliver forth verity.
Posted by: Kdr Kane
lucre ? Jeez, had to look that up.
Posted by: laborat
filthy lucre. thats all i know...
Posted by: redwench
and here i thought youd be laundering it labby......
Posted by: Gerbilo
I'm still looking for a hot 17 year old cheerleader....
Posted by: Null Actor
Quote:
Originally posted by Chile
I'm 31.
Some days I get id'ed buying cigarettes or buying booze. Other days, teenagers hold the door for me and call me "sir".
*hands Gerb some asprin*
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Holy shit man! You are 31????
Had me fooled! Big time! I figured you were just outta highschool.... heheh
Posted by: Chile
Thanks Nova
maybe the heatstroke I was suffering from when we met made me seem younger.
Posted by: mage
Zounds hounds what be this trickery!
Forsooth, yond Chako methinks thou wouldest try in vain
to unravel the enigma of my mystery with thine own feeble
magics which nay young wizard fail to strike the mark!
thee cannot make thy sows ear into a silk purse nor methinks
bedazzle such an old salt with such meger offerings
I say thee nay young sqiure for thou be not a true paladin
when thee seeks to smite me with the jawbone of thy ass
Verily, such as be better than thee have in vain failed mightily
to befuddle this owl with soft poetics and empty prose!
I may indeed be an old dog but unlike others learn a new trick
every day.
A true archer would know that not even a long bow can
pierce armor such as mine with bolts made of course silk!
Replenish and rebuild thy arsenal with weapons made
of true steel if thou wouldest smite such as a mage of such age!
Verily I say unto thee It profits thee not to put thine eggs
in a basket lacking a bottom!
I await thy reply with hope of greeting a sharper blade
than thine butter spreader!
Posted by: mage
wee young Gerby thou should first grow thy whiskers
before thee lusts after older women
Posted by: Chako
ROFLMAO...
Posted by: redwench
i trust we will now write normally, mage?
*looks sternly over her glasses at mage*
Posted by: Gerbilo
*still lookin...*
Posted by: mage
Rolling on the floor with laughter are we mr. C?
Is that the best ya-all kin do?
I guess the challange is way more than you can take on
without falling flat on your face!I can hear you now!
"HELP, "I've fallen and I can't get up!
Ms. red that was english I did speak just like
ole willie shakespeare and her highness queen Liz!
Maybe I did bend the Zen a little with my playful querys, But
they are questions not unlike the same type asked me by a
Zen Master in the days of Future past!
Much of what is called profound is really quite simple
if you see beon the complex meanings added by the so called
masters of learning in college and holy men who say no one
can ever understand any of the secrets of the universe!
For lo they be not for the child of man
Wee Young Gerby ye may yet find what thee seeks when
grasshopper thou understands the Rose is more
than the sum of it's blossom and still smells just as sweet
on the morrow as yesterday!
Posted by: Bobaroo
I wouldn't mind a hot 17yr old either....hehe
Posted by: Gerbilo
how old are you now?
Posted by: Bobaroo
If you are asking for my age, i am 15, and going to be 16 in Janurary.
Posted by: SuperSlinky
Age: 21 (I'm staying this age forever... so far, so good)
Occupation: Lowly College Student
Location: Central IL (School), Chicago Suburbs (Home)
Marital Status: Single once again <sigh>
Posted by: redwench
*eyes slinky with renewed fervor*
Posted by: Gerbilo
lol, hey slinky, what happend to your chica? is she available?
yes bobaroo lets get us some 17 year old hot cheerleaders!
Posted by: Gunslinger
Ooooo.
Mamasita!!
*drools*
Come mamasita, and let me remind you of the wonders of the boomstick you have missed out on for so long.
.....
*blink*
Posted by: Pepsi-Man[OTS]
im under 20 but not for to much longer ill be 20 in february.
this 17 year old chear leader thing sounds fun i think we should all go down to the local highschool and pik up a whole squad =)
pass them out =)
Posted by: Gunslinger
Take one, or two, and pass the rest down.
What a good idea.
Yumm.
Posted by: -Memnoch-
Age: 37
Sex: Male
Location: St. Petersburg, Florida
Occupation:
Operations Manager/ Level 3 Support Manager/MCSE/AltiGen Certified Voice-Over-IP and T1 Telephony Specialist/Administrator for www.The-Group.org & www.project404.org/ Moderator for www.OpenTechSupport.net
Marital Status: Single.
Screen Names: Memnoch, Lasher, Khayman.
Posted by: Chako
Age: 28
Sex: male
Location: Northern Ontario.
Occupation: High School Teacher.
Teachable subjects are Science ~ specializing in Biology and Geography/Geology. BSc Liberal, BSc Honors, BEd.
Marital status: single
Interest: computers (hardware/gaming), photography (film/Digital), art, celtic music, FDC/stamp/coin collecting, reading, archery, golfing, science, pets.
Screen name: Chako or others with Chako in them. Chako was taken from a French grade school short story (So now you all know)
So there...Mage...now its your turn.
Posted by: Pepsi-Man[OTS]
well
age: 19
sex: male
location: sanbernadino county
occupation: looking for work at the moment
martial status: living with my girl friend
intersts: geez theres a big topic all in it self lets see my major ones are: computers and arcades and anything pretty much fun.
screen names: The-Pepsi-Man(with the added [TG] or [OTS], White-Fang, One-Side-Zero
Posted by: mage
AS George Burns once said there is no one my age or at this time no one the age of mage!
I bonced baby Moses on my knee while at pharaohs court!
And showed the young mageling how to make frogs eat snakes.
By the by later on showed some other young laddy how to
take blades from stones which was much work since this prince
was a twit ! There was much work for mages back in the day
and much more respect for my craft!
Posted by: Shalome
Mage, thou may speakest truely of existing in time-out-of-time,
Such pretty poetry surely weaves words and worlds
Of which I knowest not.
But I tire greatly of your speaking thusly,
And a silver-tongued buffoon, you are quick becoming in mine eyes.
As we have done in kind, now answer true;
WHO THE F--- ARE YOU?
-Shalome
Posted by: laborat
not really wanting to be a Prithee Sweetwag here but I think the term you are looking for Salome is F***eth...
as in Who the F***eth are You?
Posted by: Canis Lupus
Verily, thou has speaketh the trutheth ... hoping the shiteth will not hiteth the fan....
Posted by: Shalome
Technically, Labby, f***eth would be a verb (as in "he f***eth yon scullery maid"), while I'm using it as a plain old noun for emphasis.
The English Major strikes again!
-Shalome
ps - my name is Shalome with an "h" -- Salome was the chica in the Bible who did the dance of the seven veils and asked for the head of John the Baptist on a silver platter. Salome, salaam, and shalome share a common root, but they're different things Incidentally, Jerusalem comes from the same root, salem=salaam=peace, therefore "City of Peace," which is ironic, seeing as how that city's been involved in conflict since it was built...
I love etymology. I'm such a dork I should go back to grad school.
Posted by: Chako
Lol...only in here could the topic of f*** and F***eth come up within a language context...God I love this forum. I think I will tell some of my Language teacher friends this conversation tomorrow at work....names and location withheld for anonymity
Mage has proven to be of little substance, hiding amongst the shadows...revealing little. Wonders what he has to hide…after finding out that most of us are probably older then he is.
Posted by: mage
Look at the shelfs of sam goody or tower for what ye Seek
and hidden there is some of the voices of which I speak!
A word in a rhyme that makes a moment in time, a song from a
bird made sweet which sings of lost days n future plays!
a melody which pleads for harmony seeking the secert of loves
hidden mysterys!
A simple poet is all I be and nothing more will you see
Posted by: laborat
*Slappeth the Big Red Xeth on Mage and goes on with his life....
Posted by: redwench
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A simple poet is all I be and nothing more will you see
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thank god, hes shutting up.
Posted by: Shalome
A simple poet? Isn't that an oxymoron?
Seems to me that everyone I've ever met who claims to be a poet has been overly complex... in his or her own mind...
Most of them are just complexly boring.
-Shalome
Posted by: redwench
lol shal
at last, a woman that agrees with me.
Posted by: AK47
whatever the case, all this ass backwards talk needs to end
Posted by: NetRanger
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Posted by: Bishop
No, we shouldn't.
Posted by: laborat
I'm a poet... yet, I put my pants on one leg at a time...
the labo mind thingy is impossible to describe...
Posted by: Bishop
age of current incarnation of body: 17
age of mind: from 7 to 90.
I'm obviously male, although I'd be amused if anyone thought otherwise.
Location: the birthplace of pepsi
occupation: dementia
intrests: most of you know some of them, some of you know most of them. converse amongst yourselves if you're that curious.
handles: Bishop, the current incarnation of Dark`Bishop; the original forefather. I sometimes go by naero-K, to embrace a part of my heritage.
marital status: single, indefinitly.
Posted by: LT
"... names and location witheld for anonymity."
Wait a MINUTE!
We don't even sign on with our real names, this is cyberspace and Chako is keeping us a SECRET???!!?
Awww. c'mon! Spead the word!
Posted by: Nfested
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What'd he say? Should we... I can't figure out the rest. Ahh I don't feel like spending more than 20 seconds deciphering that.
I am under 20
Posted by: Canis Lupus
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"should we talk like this instead?"
Posted by: TheeMon
should we talk like this instead
like took some time lol
hmmmm didnt see laggy post that lol... oh well i did it to lol
Posted by: mage
If you read between the lines I did define much of who we was
and why we won't say who all of us are! there's more than one
person in mage and some can't let the public know who they are
since we don't want silly questions from fans when all we really
wanna do is have fun as just another unknown cybergeek teakin'
on the web ! learn to live with that cause that's we're ever gonna
tell! tracking e-mails won't help since they're in the names of friends who let us use thier mailbox as they do and they be
real folks just like you
Rock Star or nine to fiver ! you'll never know which one of us your
talkin' to at the moment and that's just the way we want it!
Posted by: Kdr Kane
bah!
I've had enough of split personalities.
buh, bye!
Posted by: Bishop
Maybe I'm warped beyond most levels but uhh....
It only took me 2 and a half seconds to read that.
Posted by: redwench
you mean you still read his posts?
Posted by: Canis Lupus
I think Bishy meant Netranger's post
Posted by: Bishop
Lag Is Correct.
Posted by: Gerbilo
no h4x0r talk, it just hurts lol
Posted by: Chako
Never fear LT...many students know of this site.
Mage...I could care less if your famous or infamous or a regular joe. Most of us do not truck with the blitz and glitz that goes with the movie and music industry. If I decide to believe you (apathetic at best) and your some music singer/songwriter...well...I don't care. I feel sorry for you if you must hide yourself under such veils to protect your privacy. I don't recall any of us asking your name. You will note that non of us have unless they want to give it out. That is their choice. What we would like in return is your age...maybe some of your interest. Give like with like since your the one that started this thread in the first place.
Posted by: uh...ok
So this is what I've been missing all two weeks for not checking regularly or reading every thread, eh?
-uh...ok
Posted by: redwench
oh dear. thank you for pointing out my error laggy.
bishy poo, i most humbly beg your forgiveness for my eggregious error. I shall cast my self from the highest peak if thou dost not speak the words to release me from my shame. Oh, how i have wronged you terribly. I shall disembowel myself on my plummet unless you forgive me, your lowly servant wenchy.
Posted by: Swilo
I had the first, and let's hope I have the last post in this awfully annoying thread.
Jonathan Kassel
Age: 18
Occupation: University student
Location: University at Buffalo; Buffalo, NY 14261
Interests: computers, anything I find fun, being with friends
Major: Computer engineering
Posted by: Shalome
Mage claims to be a famous musician of some sort? Bah. If Mage's group's music is anything like his posts, I can't believe they're anywhere near famous.
Unless he's a member of a group like the Backstreet Boys or something like that. The overly-pretentious mindset that goes along with unearned fame...
Pardon me while I return to being one of the boring, normal folk who do nothing famous or interesting.
-Shalome
Posted by: redwench
hes only famous in his own mind shal. anyone that was really well known wouldnt have mentioned it in the first place. or would have been completely open about it. people who hint and obfuscate are trying to impress. true success has no need to do that.
*bores herself to death*
Posted by: Chako
ditto.
Posted by: Chile
**Pardon me if I seem to be adding fuel to this fire**
to mage:
Just be you. It doesn't matter to us if you're rich or famous. Acting like a star , or alluding to your own sense of grandeur, only makes you seem pretentious.
If you're a good person-
this is all that matters to the people who come here.
Posted by: mage
Thanks for the tan since I was starting to get a little pale !
time for some new cheap sun glasses
The backstreet boys would be hurt to think they have no
talent after selling so many CDs to the brainless masses
who must also be asses so some have now said!
truth or lie what I was after was to see what the reaction would
be and... for being sooo boreing I put some fire in more than a
few bellys!Such flame never comes when one is only bored
with nothing better too do!
Seems I'm really a good cook who knows how to stir the pot!
People do love it when they feel the can let loose with the
flamethower so I've done a service to some by giving them
a target to vent thier spleen!
Posted by: Shalome
Please, moderators, SOMEONE close this thread before I vomit from mage's attempts at "cooking."
-Shalome
Posted by: redwench
shal, as sisters, we must do this together.
ready?
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2
3
*vomits on mage*
Posted by: Shalome
*giggles*
Um.. I've forgotten how to vomit on command, wench...
Posted by: Swilo
Stick finger in back of throat and wiggle vigorously. Make sure to pull out before spewing or you have a nasty mess.
Posted by: Blackknight
Well I guess I should have read this intire thread. Oh well lunch break only lasts so long. As far as I can see there is some mage bashing going around.
Lets keep the vomiting to a minimum, I have a strong gag reflex.
Posted by: elbarto24
well going back to the topic, i'm also under 20.
so sad i know, i know
Posted by: mike
mike
21
syracuse new york
college student. electronic media communications
i like to go out with my friends and drink, catch movies, and chill
i love music. Tool is my favorite band. i love my dog because he kicks ass. i like to play diablo2, but i cant stand some of the people that play.
that be it yo
Posted by: Canis Lupus
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Originally posted by Shalome
Please, moderators, SOMEONE close this thread before I vomit from mage's attempts at "cooking."
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No need to close thread ... just put the guy on ignore and you won't see anymore of his posts if you don't wanna see it
There are a lot of nice introductions in this thread and I hate to close it just coz of a minor nuisance to some people
if you know what I mean
Posted by: Shalome
Point taken.
-Shalome
Posted by: mage
I see that girls just wanna have fun at ones expence.
But please, If you would give me the death of a thousand cuts
Then put some style in your gile and not go where other ladys
left long ago in grade school
If I must be roasted as the main course in your Luau then
don't forget all the spice that makes the flavor of the meal
finger lickin' good to the eyes of the intended victim as well
as all other members of the Audience
Posted by: redwench
sorry dear, but its too cold here for a luau and you wont fit in my oven. what say we compromise and bury you alive in the woods? I really hate the smell of cooking meat. makes me nauseous.
Posted by: mage
Nice try,I use to think you could do better!
Flaming is an art that most women excel at but
you seem to need more practice at this before
you can measure up to your peers.
by the way maybe you should see a doctor
since your sick all the time and can't seem to get
well on your own.But then again all this pukein'
your doing will help you lose all that excess weight
above the neck
Posted by: redwench
this isnt flaming. this is nice pleasant banter. you really need to keep these things straight.
Posted by: tkron
Thanks Laggy, I did not know about the ignore list, I am sorry to say that the mage is the first to make it.
As to my age, well lets just say that redwench is about the same age as my eldest child.
Posted by: mage
funny it looked like a flick of the bic to me!
I'll say this much for the wench team you've got
more stones and a real backbone unlike a lot of these
crybabys who run winning to daddy saying close
the thread etc.
every time they see something they don't like!
in most forums they deal with an issue rather than
call for the censor since they're grown ups
not spoiled little kids!
Or these other jelly bellys without any wit who press the ignore
button cause they're to weak to deal with anything!
To them I say don't forget your prozac n pampers.
You may not be one of the better boxxers but at least your
woman enough to get in the ring!
So I offer You the peace pipe since your the only
warrior in your tribe!
Posted by: The_Druidess
First let me start by saying Bishy your a guy?????????? Jk Now to the real things I turned 27 yesterday and do not see how age has any point here.We gather to speak our minds and talk of things we wish,if asked I would be inclined to say that he who comes to shit disturbed is the one with the age problem.May I ask who cares regardless of your age we tolerated you and let you have your say that is the point not ages or wether you are male or the superior female (had to put that hehe). So now I say to you mage of the collective you ARE the weakest link,good bye.Oh and must you give mages such a bad name?
Posted by: Ion Silverbolt
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Thank God the forum script doesn't have the Wingding fonts..hehe
Posted by: redwench
if i asked to have a thread closed everytime someone annoyed or angered me, there would be no threads left.
Posted by: Chako
I think mage is wearing pampers Red. Do you think mature adults would troll around for a tussle like that? ROFLMAO.
Mage...I feel pity for you....you seem to be extremely bored...to try and start a flame war on this forum. I think it would not be remise of me to state to you that although many of us like a good little argument...yours..without merit or intellectual point...is the lamest I have yet to see.
You call yourself a warrior....a warrior of what? I shall grant you one thing though...in wearing pampers....you are supreme to us all! LOL
Oh besides....don't try to elicit some other attack from me...I will just ignore you for one primary reason......you do not bring anything to the table.
LOL…but thank you Mage for the chuckle that you elicit every time I read one of your postings. I just might show them to some of my colleges as fitting examples of poetry gone wrong. After all…isn’t that what you truly want?
Posted by: mage
Your Sledgehammer fails to hit the barn door.
Plus your shotgun blast is way off target as well!
Seems your just another hoser who had one to many.
At least this Infant as you call one doesn't tuck in his
tail and run from whiners looking for cheese
I can stand up against a classic gang bang without
even workin' up a sweat
I need no pity from anyone since I've
been places rougher than the burbs where
most you couch potato Platos hail from!
Posted by: redwench
mage is beginning to amuse me. are you trying to start something with anyone in particular, or just generally?
Posted by: The_Druidess
Could not do it huh red lol .
Posted by: Chako
Red...Mage is funny. He is starting to amuse me also.
Keep it up Mageling...I am enjoying your antics.
Posted by: mage
So if I won't be the mouse of the house,I should be
the clown about town instead
I guess the keg must be empty
ARE we bored with nothing better to do?
I'd do a little song n dance for you but...
on another forum I got me a real live taliban lover
to beat up on and I won't let this fish off the hook
after I dip him in batter I'm gonna deep fry his ass hee,hee,hee!
Posted by: Shalome
Quote:
from mage:
unlike a lot of these crybabys
who run winning to daddy saying close the thread etc.
every time they see something they don't like!
in most forums they deal with an issue rather than
call for the censor since they're grown ups
not spoiled little kids!
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*sigh*
Tool. I assume you are talking about me since I, in the humorous process of making fun of your posts, requested the thread be closed .
There, happy? I don't usually resort to name calling, but the "prozac and pampers" comment showed exactly what level of intelligence I'm dealing with here, so I stooped.
I'd put mage on the "ignore" list, now that I know about it, but I'm really fascinated in a bad-traffic-accident-don't-wanna-look-but-gotta kind of way.. However, I'll be restraining myself from replying to any more of his posts.
-Shalome
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