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Clan DnD (long)
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Posted by: Airbladus
This is the order of the events of October 27, 2001, spelling mistakes and all.
1) I am bored and start Brood War, and upon connection to Battle.net join the use map settings game "jail tag!!!" on the account PhuXx.
2) I win the game ^^
3) The creator, DnD_Cypher, remakes the game and bans me when I join. After asking why, he accuses me of being a cheater.
4) I start up chat on the account PhuXx and set my anti-idle to whisper him every 6 seconds. He whispers me back saying that "this happens all the time and it doesn't annoy me".
5) I leave chat on while I go back to Brood War. I join the game he is in, "Join the DnD clan!!!" on the account Core.
6) We play for a while as I make hilarious jokes about other players in the game like "i think blue is away".
7) I mention that this game is ridiculously boring and that we should find a new map. He agrees and we meet at a private channel.
8) I officially become the co-leader of clan DnD and come back as DnD_Core.
9) He says that this PhuXx guy is whispering him. I ask who PhuXx is, to which he responds "a hacker who can message me like every 2 seconds".
<DnD_Core> hackers are dangerous people
10) He whispers me saying that he also hacks. I ask why he's whispering.
<From DnD_Cypher> because I can whisper very fast
<DnD_Cypher> ver fast
<From DnD_Cypher> very
<From DnD_Cypher> ver
<DnD_Cypher> ver
<From DnD_Cypher> verry
/whois DnD_Cypher
That user is not logged on.
11) He comes back and I start asking him stupid questions about hacking.
<DnD_Core> what stuff do you hack?
<DnD_Cypher> mainly other comps
<DnD_Cypher> but some sc
<DnD_Core> cool
<DnD_Core> you gotta know a lot about comps and shit to do that stuff
<DnD_Cypher> i can hack into school comps
<DnD_Cypher> but i can get arrested...
<DnD_Core> that sux
<DnD_Cypher> so amen to that!
<DnD_Core> you ever get caught?
<DnD_Cypher> twice
<DnD_Cypher> heh
<DnD_Core> what happened?
<DnD_Cypher> got screwed over
<DnD_Core> sux
<DnD_Cypher> aol was cut off
<DnD_Cypher> <hack #2546-PhuXx>
<DnD_Cypher> no
<DnD_Core> 2546 ??
<DnD_Cypher> heh
<DnD_Cypher> detailed hacks
12) I ask him to teach me about hacking. He then explains the intricacies of going to a site and downloading a program.
<DnD_Core> what about hcaking into other comps and shit is that easy to?
<DnD_Cypher> i need to see which hack to continue from there
<DnD_Cypher> its hard
<DnD_Core> like what kind of stuff do you need to know though?
<DnD_Cypher> like u gotta be a computer wiz
<DnD_Cypher> FAST TYPER for escaping in case u get caught
13) He then explains that he isn't a fast type, which was why he was caught. Better get those skillz up to par junior!
<DnD_Cypher> uhave to have a really detalied science and technology vocab
<DnD_Cypher> or else u wont know what they say
<DnD_Core> science?
<DnD_Core> whos they?
<DnD_Cypher> nm
<DnD_Core> im sorry i dont know anything about this stuff but im really interested in learning
<DnD_Cypher> have u seen mission impossible?
<DnD_Core> yea
<DnD_Cypher> well
<DnD_Cypher> when hes on comp
<DnD_Cypher> thats what its like
<DnD_Cypher> u gotta know html
<DnD_Core> whats that?
<DnD_Cypher> Computer language
<DnD_Core> o
<DnD_Cypher> like <body hack>
<DnD_Cypher> shoot
<DnD_Cypher> he has original sc
<DnD_Cypher> oh god
<DnD_Core> who?
<DnD_Cypher> hes hacking into comp
<DnD_Core> phuxx?
<DnD_Cypher> brb!
<DnD_Cypher> yes!
<DnD_Core> !!
/whois DnD_Cypher
DnD_Cypher is using Starccraft Broodwar in a private game.
<DnD_Cypher> phew
<DnD_Core> did you get him?
<DnD_Cypher> had to leave to do anti-hack
<DnD_Cypher> man
<DnD_Cypher> he could have gotten my address and hunted me down
<DnD_Cypher> 3 years ago..
<DnD_Cypher> my dad sayed" u wanna hack"?
<DnD_Cypher> i was like SURE
<DnD_Cypher> hold on..im gonna put a virus in PhuXx cpu
<DnD_Core> k
14) I go back to chat to see if he whispered anything to me.
<From: DnD_Cypher> DO u want me to hack your comp!
<From: DnD_Cypher> channel elemental
<From: DnD_Cypher> so i guess ur too scared..HA..*****
<From: DnD_Cypher> thats it..i am a hacker..im putting a virus on ur cpe
15) I go back to Brood War and say that PhuXx is whispering me and says to go to channel Public Chat PhuXx. We both go in.
<DnD_Cypher> and yes i hack..so u getting full coarse!
<DnD_Core> phuxx you are going to get hacked so bad
<DnD_Cypher>
<hack#564--PhuXx--delete--#328>
<PhuXx> I'm terribly frightened :-\
<DnD_Cypher> gotcha
<DnD_Cypher> rr
<PhuXx> So um.
<From: DnD_Cypher> must have done something wrong!!!
<PhuXx> Was I supposed to be hax0red there or something?
<To: DnD_Cypher> SHOW HIM WHAT CLAN DND IS MADE OF!!!!
<DnD_Cypher> U ARE BOT
<DnD_Cypher> i see..its impossible to hack bots
16) He whispers me saying that we should leave because he is hacking us, so we go back to our private channel. I tell him I know people who will help us. We go to Clan [vL]
<DnD_Cypher> PhuXx is hacking my cpu
<DnD_Cypher> Can u guys help?
<DnD_Cypher> shit
<DnD_Core> what??
<DnD_Cypher> cmon!
<DnD_Cypher> we need help!
<DnD_Core> thats why we here
<DnD_Cypher> his account is PhuXx
<DnD_Cypher> guys PLZ HELP
<DnD_Cypher> oh no!
<DnD_Cypher> they are all bots!
<DnD_Core> !!
<DnD_Core> lets get out of here i'ms cared!!!!!
17) We run back to our channel.
<To: DnD_Cypher> AH!!!!!!!
<DnD_Core> what will we do!
<DnD_Cypher> hmm
<DnD_Cypher> well..
<DnD_Core> OMG he just stole my megahurtz!!!!!!!
<DnD_Cypher> ??
<DnD_Cypher> how?
<DnD_Core> HE STOLE 58 MEGAHURTZ FRO MM ME
<DnD_Core> I DONT KNOW BUT 58 ARE NOW MISSING
<DnD_Cypher> what did the hack say?
<DnD_Core> QUICKLY
<DnD_Core> CHANNEL OPEN TECH SUPPORT
<redwench666> wow flood protection
<DnD_Core> cypher, tell them about the flood protection
<DnD_Core> your the techincal one
<From: DnD_Cypher> i need to get out..he can hack people im around..i think...
<DnD_Core> i dont know the exact code cuz i dont know html
<DnD_Core> like cypyer does
<DnD_Core> but he know shtml and he got arrested for it
<DnD_Core> phuxx is whispering me again
<DnD_Core> he said to leave or he will blow up your comp
<DnD_Cypher> thats impossible!!
<DnD_Core> he said he will give you virus that overheats your comp and makes it burn
<DnD_Core> its true i read it in the newspaper!!!
<DnD_Cypher> Thats a secret formula made by the Taliban!!!
<DnD_Core> RUN!!!!!
/whois DnD_Cypher
That user is not logged on.
Overall a worthwhile experience.
Posted by: Bobaroo
Hmmm....very interesting
Posted by: TheeMon
Air, who was that lol?
Posted by: Bobaroo
Yea he was pretty weird. he has some issues
Posted by: Chako
Issues? I think I can write a book on his issues.
LOL....didn't think people were so stupid. Oh well.....ever wonder why I don't go onto Bnet anymore. ROFLMAO!
Posted by: Blackknight
 My eyes are rolling in their sockets from that read.
Oh good my head stopped spinning.
Methinks that guy is one minute hand short of a clock.
Posted by: Spider
Hahahaha!
That is quality!
Posted by: Ion Silverbolt
Well he was probably 10 or something. If not, I hope he isn't allowed out of his room.
Posted by: redwench
*goes into convulsions from laughing*
*gasps for air*
get swilo to give you the ots channel log. you left out some quality stuff from in there 
Posted by: The_Druidess
LOl even I new what you were doin and im an comp dummy LMAO  im amused.
Posted by: Shalome
*roars with laughter*
He wasn't even a script kiddie! Just some guy who'd watched Mission:Impossible and read one too many cyberpunk novels. Instant messaging is suddenly a full-on hack attack crisis.
"He's stealing my megahurz!!" -- ?!?!?
Posted by: DemonBob
ROFLMAO!!!!!
Posted by: AK47
that was pretty damn funny
Posted by: Blackknight
Someone stole my RAM!!! They hacked into my comp!
Oh.......wait I switched computers to my old one with 32mb. Phew close one, next time it could be my gigabytes of harddrive.
Posted by: The-AoD
Oh my, that was rather.. Entertaining. Clan DnD, and the fool didn't even know how to type, "/dnd". My that's just a showing of the average Battle.net stupor.
Nice find Air.
Posted by: Pepsi-Man[OTS]
now that is an active imagination and u led him on the whole time u big meany  ive met some people like that but i tell them their full of it and squelch hehe.
Posted by: Chako
No...if he was truely evil like Ion (j/k), he would bring the guy in here and see this thread.
Posted by: Nfested
Haha, that was funny. What did redwench say? Redwench - Did you know Dnd_Core was Airbladus?
Posted by: redwench
i wasnt sure if it was air or spider, but i knew it was an evil doer.
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