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A joke....
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Posted by: Ghalo113
Three men die and go to hell. One of the devil's assistants asks the first guy, "What did you do?"
First Man-"I kept cheating on my wife."
Devil's Assistant- Open's a door with a hundred gorgeous women in it just dying for a man. Throws the guy in it and locks the door.
Second Man-"I was a boozehound, loved the stuff, couldn't stay away from it."
Devil's Assistant-Open's a door with the finest beers,ales, and wines. Throws the man in there and locks the door.
Third Man-"It was the weed, I didn't love anything more than to just get high."
Devil's Assistant-Opens a door of pure hash, and hydro, throws him in and locks the door.
One Hundred years later....
The first man is let out and says, "I'm gay!! I'll never cheat on my wife again."
Devils Assistant-"Ok, here's a second chance at life."
The second man is let out and says, bedraggled like the first man was, "I'll never drink again."
Devils Assistant-"Ok, you can have a second chance at life."
The thrid man is let out and is kneeling there crying and says, "Anyone got a light?"
Posted by: Tweaker
Good one!!!
Posted by: TheeMon
lol but try replaceing hash with purple haze 
(dunno if itll sound any diff to anyone else but purple haze sounds alot better to me)
and lol that was pretty good man
Posted by: Bobaroo
hahahaha.....that is funny
Posted by: The_Druidess
Hahaha that was good.
Posted by: Spider
Yeah, it's funny, but old.
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