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Happy Thanksgiving
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Posted by: Alchemist
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone in OTS.
Posted by: pdnielsen
I ate so much food for 3 hours and then stopped eating. Yet I lost 3 pounds in 1 day. My heart rate must have been up for some reason. Maybe it was the cute redhead who stopped by later in the day? Or maybe I burned more calories the night before as I walked home from singing in the choir - where there was a very very beautiful alto! Why are the cutest ones always Roman Catholic or Mormon?
Posted by: oderus1671
i had thanksgiving pretty much twice. went to my brothers and ate, then cooked my own thanksgiving dinner at my house. Now Im fatter and lazier than I was before!
Posted by: Pepsi-Man[OTS]
mmmmm food
Posted by: justinious
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Why are the cutest ones always Roman Catholic or Mormon?
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You say that like it's a bad thing. Are you a bigot?
Posted by: pdnielsen
No. I just want to meet more attractive protestants because I'd hate to have to make the others convert or have to convert to Catholicism!
Posted by: justinious
I see. Two people of different religions can't have a healthy, happy, and productive relationship. 
Posted by: 9:35
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No. I just want to meet more attractive protestants because I'd hate to have to make the others convert or have to convert to Catholicism!
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women must love you
Posted by: AltronHGX
tolerance is so 1990s
Posted by: shadysoldier
=\ i ate then went to then went to the store and waited out side for more then 9 hours waiting for my tv it was badass.I met a whole bunch of tight people.
Posted by: pdnielsen
Yesterday a guy with a daughter who's a freshman in college was talking about the great deal he got on a large screen TV at Wallyworld 5am Friday. He says he'll never sit up to start waiting at 2am again even though he got one for himself and 1 for his mother out of the 3 that Wal*mart had. If he were younger he might not be thinking like that, but it takes us older dudes longer to heal from the bruises one gets while Christmas shopping.
As for the Catholic v. Protestant bit, it is not that I cannot stand Catholic women or anything. I just have heard the line "you're very cute but..." once too often and recently it's been followed by the phrase "I need someone who's Catholic too" or "I don't go out with Protestants" or even "I know a Baptist you'd be good for."
Posted by: oderus1671
just go for devil-worshipping chicks then. 
Posted by: Gunslinger
...or ones that aren't completely retarded. That may solve your problem.
Posted by: pdnielsen
Well, I only go for intelligent ones anyway. I prefer looks and brains together and not just looks by themselves and a woman who can make me laugh beats out a woman with looks nearly every time. Looks are not everything. And single moms have become very appealing to me because one was very kind to me when I needed a friend.
Posted by: Bishop
nine out of ten sexual predators agree, single moms rock.
Posted by: uh...ok
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a woman who can make me laugh beats out a woman with looks nearly every time
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That's a lie. If you met someone who was completely unattractive to you but had a great sense of humor, you would still choose someone who was better looking and not as good at making you laugh.
Posted by: AltronHGX
this is true
Posted by: pdnielsen
Obviously you guys are still young and think that way, but when 40 is waving at you from just over the horizon you may realize that beauty is not everything.
Posted by: Bishop
Perhaps if not for the ultimate inadequacies of your own life's failure you would have secured yourself a beautiful bride years ago and would not now have to settle for wishing the attentions of even fourth or fifth rate has-beens while you pine the internet with your sorrows.
Posted by: uh...ok
Zing!
Posted by: AltronHGX
You know what rocks about not being 40?
Being 20.
Posted by: pdnielsen
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nine out of ten sexual predators agree, single moms rock.
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Some parts of the 10th one may be found on the shelf in the office of the local constabulary. "He" became an "it" after the sheriff's daughter lied about her age!
My youngest sister just turned 40 and she's damn proud she's survived that long - without killing her daughters. I'm just under 38, but I can see the number 40 not too far off.
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