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Google Opens Usenet Archive
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Posted by: TotalRecall
Google.com has opened up their archive of usenet posts dating back to 1981. The current archive contains over 700 million messages in 35,000 categories.
Go pre-www at Google Groups!
Source: Yahoo News
Posted by: Forty-Three
Ooohhhhh.... the possibilities for mindless entertainment!!
*types in blort and searches*
maho@dfv.rwth-aachen.de (Martin Horneffer) asks:
>Yeah, Blort sounds quite amazing. I'd be really interested in whether
>Blort finally makes it possible to port all these wonderful Windows 3.1
>applications to the Amiga?
First of all, Martin, it's BLORT in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS!
If you don't SHOUT when you USE IT, the compiler automatically DELETES
ITSELF from your disk. (Check the license agreement.)
Port your Windows applications? No PROBLEM! Heck, porting
becomes so TRIVIAL that around here at BLAZEMONGER INCORPORATED,
we refer to it as "BLORTING".
>And - is there a version of Blort [sic] available for my microwave?
Sorry, but BLORTING with kitchen appliances is illegal in some
states.
In article <ALANB.92May22104524@catalina.sdl.mdcbbs.com> alanb@sdl.mdcbbs.com (Alan Braggins) writes:
>BLORT does not delay your development with outdated concepts like these -
>instead your microcode is reprogrammed so that BLORT is your native machine
>code, making the machine up to 500 times faster as a side effect.
Ah-HA! *Now* we know where those Beta copies of the BLORT
hypercompiler went. Time to send the "Customer Service" people over
to be "helpful"....
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