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AD&D Spells not worth memorizing...
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Posted by: Canis Lupus
Just found this list from a site... some of them are pretty frickin hilarious!
AD&D Spells Not Worth Memorizing- Acid Trip
- Alamir's Fundamental Theorem
- Anger God
- Animate Bread
- Anti-Magic Magic Missle
- Become Dead (reverse of Resurrect Self)
- Bigby's Clenched Teeth
- Bigby's Critically Fumbling Hand
- Bigby's Insulting Hand (the second finger is rather (prominent)
- Break the Wind
- Change Elf
- Charm Dead
- Clear Audience (usually follows Delayed Blast Flatulence)
- Create Coat Hanger
- Cure Light Winds
- Cure Smoked Ham
- Deathwish
- Detect Dead (Yep, he's dead alright...)
- Detect Detect Spells
- Detect Lightning Bolts (area: 5')
- Detect Pervert
- Detect Self
- Drawmij's Instant Coffee (components: hot water and cup)
- Enlightening Bolt
- Enrage Dragon
- ESPN
- Evard's Blue Testicles
- Explosive Friends
- Get Life
- Globe of Vulnerability
- Guess Alignment
- Hair Extension I, II, III
- Heel
- Hold Bladder
- Hold Self
- Impress Plants
- Improper Suggestion
- Invisibility to Dead
- Irritate Self
- Kender Summoning I, II, III
- Knock Knock
- Legend Bore
- Leomund's Grass Hut
- Lightning Blot
- Locate Right Hand
- Maggot Missile
- Magic Gristle
- Mail of the Banshee
- Melf's Acid Trip
- Mildly Surprising Grasp
- Mistaken Identify
- Mordenkainen's Aroused Hound (can't get it off of the nearest leg)
- Mordenkainen's Unfaithful Wife
- Otto's Irresistible Disco-Duck
- Part Hair
- Phantasmal Fork
- Power Word, NO!
- Power Word, Puke
- Protection from Self
- Psychoanalyze Without Error (Zo, ven dit you shtop lofink your mutter?)
- Rectum of Retention
- Remove Hand (yours)
- Reservation
- Rest Erection
- Resurrect Living
- Sheepskin
- Shocking Gasp (usually follows Tenser's Shocking Suggestion)
- Silence of the Lambs, 15' radius
- Speak With Self
- Tasha's Controllable Mildly Unpleasant Laughter
- Tasha's Uncontrollable Bladder
- Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Flatulence
- Teleport Without Destination
- Teleport Without Terror
- Tenser's Formatted Disk
- Tenser's Shocking Suggestion (you want to WHAT??!)
- Transmute Rock to Jazz
- Unseen Manservant
- Unseen Pervert
- Wall of Dog
- You Wish!
Posted by: Gunslinger
*blink*
Note the time. 5am cst.
*death*
Posted by: laborat
Pshaw! all you want.. but that "hold bladder" spell came in handy many a Sunday Afternoon when the DM decided we were all getting off easy.
Posted by: Outlaw
lol!
*casts sheep skin* 
Posted by: Bishop
I'll wager there are a few people who would be better off being hit by an Enlightening Bolt.
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