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Joke.
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Posted by: Gunslinger
I picked this up on the war room:
Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows XP on my PC.
I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows XP CD. To my surprise he threw it into my microwave oven and turned it on!
Instantly I got very upset, because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.'
After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.'
To my surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it seemed to be heavier than before.
At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, an inscription finer than anything I had ever seen before.
The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:
12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE820945092OF923A40EElOE5 I OCC98D444AA08EI 324
'I cannot understand the fiery letters,' I said in a timid voice.
'There are few who can,' he said. 'The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. In common English this is what it says:
"One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."
It is only two lines from a verse long known in System-lore:
"Three OS's from corporate-kings in their towers of glass,
Seven from valley-lords where orchards used to grow,
Nine from dot.coms doomed to die,
One from the Dark Lord Gates on his dark throne
In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie.
One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,
In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie."'
Posted by: Spider
Ha.
Posted by: Bobaroo
lol
Posted by: The-AoD
I already posted that ^^
Under the "A friend of mine showed me this, hilarious stuff.." thread. And yes, it was hilarious.
Posted by: Gerbilo
ahahahahhaa
that's great!
I gotta show my friend who has XP and who I went to see lord of the rings with lol...
Posted by: Null Actor
Moderately funny.
The difference is though, the people put gates on his throne.
Posted by: Gunslinger
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Originally posted by The-AoD
I already posted that ^^
Under the "A friend of mine showed me this, hilarious stuff.." thread. And yes, it was hilarious.
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Well pin a rose on your nose. =p
Posted by: KetHalpak
"A freind of mine" What ,AoD?!?! I dont get a damn name anymore?!?! Don't make me take out the good ol diciplanary customer appreciation bat!
Posted by: The-AoD
Blah, I wasn't sure if you wanted "Blah" or "Ket".  So I just said a friend.
Posted by: Swilo
Just call him "that random fruit who logs on once a year for a week then disappears again"
Posted by: Spider
You could always call him Ditto.
Posted by: KetHalpak
Eh!! I have one damn good week! ..and this isnt it!
Posted by: Ghetto Blasta
me likey joke. make laugh. good. po-town skools make gb soopit. manys people have negative Q.I. sok mines aways....most excap.....
Posted by: Bobaroo
right...
Posted by: Cinderno4
dude thats the coolest joke ever....
Posted by: PhantomGamer
LOL haha that was funny
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