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Shower Joke
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Posted by: Lord_Buttplug
Don't know if this has been posted before or not.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
a.. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
according to lights and darks.
b.. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
c.. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed
areas.
d.. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note -
must do more sit-ups.
e.. Get in the shower.
f.. Use: face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah
and pumice stone.
g.. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.
h.. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair
with Grapefruit Mint
i.. Conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for
fifteen minutes.
j.. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes
until red.
k.. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body
wash.
l.. Rinse conditioner off hair (you must make sure that it has all
come off).
m.. Shave armpits and legs.
n.. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
o.. Scream loudly when your husband flushes the toilet and you lose
the water pressure.
p.. Turn off the shower.
q.. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
r.. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
s.. Get out of shower.
t.. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
u.. Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
v.. Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit.
w.. Tweeze.
x.. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
y.. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas
and then sashay to bedroom to spend and hour and a half getting
dressed.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
a.. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
them in a pile.
b.. Walk naked to the bathroom.
c.. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making
the "woo-woo" sound.
d.. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to
see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your wiener in the
mirror and scratch your ass.
e.. Fart.
f.. Get in the shower.
g.. Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).
h.. Wash your face.
i.. Wash your armpits.
j.. Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it
off.
k.. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
l.. Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding
area.
m.. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.
n.. Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).
o.. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
p.. Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror
again.
q.. Pee (in the shower).
r.. Rinse off and get out of the shower.
s.. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain
hanging out of the tub the whole time. Partially dry off.
t.. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles, and admire wiener
size again.
u.. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
v.. Leave bathroom fan and light on.
w.. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist.
x.. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her,
and make the "woo-woo" sound
y..
z.. Throw wet towel on the bed.
aa.. Get dressed in less than two minutes.
ab.. Fart
Posted by: Gunslinger
I've seen it before.
I should do a post called "How to shower with a woman".
It's fun, really. The only shower that doesn't involve something clean.
Posted by: Gerbilo
Ahahahahahahaha
that is great!
Posted by: ZeRo_MaXwInG
The only good thing about showering like a man is not wasting money on 123 different kinds of way to wash one's body. LOL
Posted by: Bobaroo
HAHAHA....that is funny
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