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Reasons to serve alcohol at work
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Posted by: Kdr Kane
16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross."
Posted by: Erekose
Oh yes this would so be posted in the break room if i didnt work at Wal-Mart. Damn their Bible-belt sensitivities. Even in rhode island they cant take a joke
Posted by: Swilo
1 reason alcohol should not be served at work : It smells bad and will drive off the customers, as will the employees' behaviour.
Posted by: Qui Gon-Jinn
LOL.. we use to drink at work.. I worked at a bar.. half the employee's where alcoholics.. and then there is Pizza hut.. wonder why that pizza came out wrong..
Posted by: Gerbilo
LOL
my bosses drink at work.. sometimes they are surly, sometimes they are happy.... weirdos.
Posted by: EOT(US)
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Originally posted by Gerbilo
LOL
my bosses drink at work.. sometimes they are surly, sometimes they are happy.... weirdos.
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hmmn, a hampster that gets on TV and shakes his butt calls someone "weird"?  
Posted by: Gerbilo
lol...
I thought I already explained that commercial.... I was drinking at work!! lol.
Posted by: Null Actor
It rules to be able to drink at work.
Posted by: Muggs
work isnt supposed to be fun
suck it up and shut up
you could always trade me jobs and be a janitor
Posted by: Chako
Well...if work isn't supposed to be fun...then there is a problem.
I wouldn't do anything I don't enjoy. If I was unhappy, I would move on to something that did.
Posted by: Blackknight
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Originally posted by Nova Z
It rules to be able to drink at work.
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They have alcohol in Canada?!!?!?
Posted by: Shalome
Chako, as far as the whole work-isn't-supposed-to-be-fun thing...
Read some Foucault (pronounced Foo-Coh, for all you non-francophones) on the separation of private life and economics; The evolution of capitalist -- and largely puritanical -- society, the separation of the worker from the product, the growing sense of dichotomy between what you do and who you are, private life vs. public life...
Fascinating stuff. Oh yeah, and he likes to throw in sexual politics, just to keep it interesting.
Posted by: Swilo
Nova, perhaps all that dirnking at work is what leaves you to clean up your co-workers sloppy coding...
Posted by: Canis Lupus
I used to work in a wine store, where drinking is part of the job
Posted by: Chako
Ack, Foucault....dry...terribly dry stuff. I would rather not revisit him Shalome. Not if I can help it anyhow. 
Still, why do something to pay the bills if your only going to be miserable doing it? Why not do yourself a favor and find something that you love doing, and paying the bills. To me that is a win win situation.
I could never understand people who grumble and complain about their jobs. To me, these people love to wallow in self pity and misery.
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