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OXYMORON Thread
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Posted by: DemonBob
Ok the point of this thread is to post all the oxymorons you know  Have fun lol (I get bored)
Military intelliance
Blizzard Support
Wise Fool
Clean Coal
Acute Obestaiy
Keep it going....
Posted by: Canis Lupus
Microsoft Works
Posted by: Chako
academic fraternity/brotherhood
organized Committee
political Integrity
working holiday
Junior Whopper
Zero defects
deafening silence
deficit spending
idiot proof
science fiction
Hmm. that is all I can think of at the moment.
Posted by: TotalRecall
World Peace
Posted by: JeraalMordeth
Fair Game
briefcase
Turbo Stasis (MTG joke)
War Crimes
Historical Fiction
Fundamental Reality
Paraphobia (fear of fear itself)
Web Page
Posted by: redwench
customer service
Posted by: uh...ok
Hmmm I know of a few US historical ones...
British victory in the Seven Year's War
Manifest Destiny (Bigger is Better)
Stephen Douglas' Congressional 'victory' over Lincoln
blah, I forgot 'em all...
-uh...ok
Posted by: tkron
Honest politician
compasionate lawyer
Justice is blind
Posted by: JeraalMordeth
American Justice (sums up tkron's)
Happy Campers
Amusement Park
Classified Information
Student Teacher 
Monopoly
Bipolar 
Easy Money
Linear Discontinuity (sorry too many math classes)
Definite Integral (...you sure thats right??)
Cold Sweat
Limp Bizkit?
Food Poisoning
Well I'm running out of ideas right now..........
Posted by: uh...ok
Dude there ARE definite integrals... a definite integral is the area underneath a curve, with set limits. Nothing paradoxical about that.
-uh...ok
Posted by: JeraalMordeth
I know what a Definite Integral is, I took wayyyy too many math classes in college, I was making a joke about how it can be difficult to figure out if you actually have the right answer because they can take up pages and pages to solve.
as in "I DEFINITELY do not have the solution to this DEFINITE Integral at the moment
ƒ(x)=
Posted by: Hackenslacker
coffee candy (there's one sitting on my desk. I don't like them though.)
slumber party
ham radio (hmm, maybe not)
paranormal expert
Posted by: Chako
Hmmm.....
If y = f(x) is a function of the variable x, the derivative of y = f(x) at some x=a, is the rate of change of the function with respect to x at a. The derivative is often (but invariably some student will not...so that makes this statement moot for those guys)interpreted as the slope of the graph of y = f(x) and is usually written dy/dx or f'(x). Now, for f(x) = x^3, f'(x) = 3x^2, thus the rate of change of x^3 at x = 4 is 3 x 4^2 = 48....ack.....goes into convulsions.
I hated Calculus. Had to take 3 classes of the stuff...Now if I can only forget those memories….
Slightly off topic here...can't have that, so here are some more oxymoron...hmm....looking at what I have just written...I think I might be the former excluding the latter.
non alcoholic beer
weird science
legally drunk (got to love this one)
extinct life
least favorite
half naked
software documentation
advanced basic
Posted by: Canis Lupus
Britney Spears
Ooops, sorry, I thought you said foxy moron...
Posted by: DemonBob
Butt Head?
Posted by: JeraalMordeth
Couldn't figure out how to make an antiderivative symbol and accidently submitted that in mid thought.... 
BTW there are Definite Integrals which either have no solution or that have solutions that cannot be determined....such as certain oscillating functions and certain infinite integrals... 
here are some more oxymorons
Budget Surplus (only in America)
Unbiased Media
Damaged Goods
Empty Set (Again I bring math into it)
Posted by: TotalRecall
Fast Food
America Online
Half Life
Can't think of many right now...
Posted by: LT
Math Humor....
Posted by: Gerbilo
hehe laggy, nice one 
Posted by: Spider
Diablo II working.
Don't know if anyone said that one yet.
Posted by: Pepsi-Man[OTS]
damnit u know i can always manage to say atleast 5 a day but every damn time i sit here and click post reply i go blank. i even think of some for this topic and when i sit here i cannot think of any this is pissing me off =)
Posted by: Heathen
Oxymoron: Microsoft Works
hehehe
Posted by: Heathen
hehehe.... here are some more:
Advanced BASIC
Diet ice cream
Pretty ugly
Small crowd
Finally....... Government organization
Posted by: SKYHN
Windows System Resources Management
Posted by: Canis Lupus
Sorry Shaggy ... there was already a thread with this topic a long time ago... hence I'm merging them
Hope you don't mind...
Posted by: uh...ok
Sorry Shaggy... Microsoft Works has already been previously listed.
Hehe nice other ones though.
-uh...ok
Posted by: Gunslinger
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Originally posted by uh...ok
Manifest Destiny (Bigger is Better)
-uh...ok
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How so?
Quote:
Enter Disenchant.
Posted by: Canis Lupus
Living Dead
Definite Maybe
Sweet Sorrow
Plastic Glasses
Posted by: Heathen
DOH!!!
Sorry didn't realise that this was already a thread.
Just found the Microsoft Works today and thought it'd be funny.
hehehe - 
Posted by: uh...ok
It is. Hilarious actually.
-uh...ok
Posted by: Fenix2004
Jumbo Shrimp
Posted by: Xoncide
this one is straight from bnet and some guy is spamming for people to...
"Join my elite clan"
Posted by: PhantomGamer
Quote:
Originally posted by Canis Lupus
Britney Spears
Ooops, sorry, I thought you said foxy moron...
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lol
Posted by: smithersdd
Quote:
Originally posted by Canis Lupus
Britney Spears
Ooops, sorry, I thought you said foxy moron...
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hehe, very foxy moron. LOL
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