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Mike Tyson is a Lunatic
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Posted by: Shalome
http://espn.go.com/boxing/news/2002/0503/1377497.html
I think this article speaks for itself. It's a transcription of an interview with Mike Tyson -- I seriously believe the guy's had one too many knocks in the head. Fascinating read. Some highlights:
To the woman interviewing him after she asked her first question: "I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore ... Unless you want to, you know."
"I know sometimes I say things; I offend people. I ask this lady a lewd question because I'm in a lot of pain too. "
About other boxers: "I wish that you guys had children so I could kick them in the (expletive) head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have waking up every day."
On the "real" Mike Tyson: "I may like to fornicate more than other people -- it's just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? I mean, I been robbed of my most of my money, can I at least get (oral sex) without the people wanting to harass me and wanting to throw me in jail? That's just who I am. I want to have a nice career for my children. I want them to have a great education, I want to fly my birds. I want to live my life. I want to have a drink every now and then. I want to have a charity event every now and then. And every now and then, I want to fornicate and that's just being a human being."
Posted by: 9:35
"I wish that you guys had children so I could kick them in the (expletive) head or stomp on their testicles..."
"...I want to have a charity event every now and then..."
i agree with you there, shalome.
Posted by: SKYHN
He should throw a Fornication Event for charity 
He is indeed psycho. I remember back when he bit Evander Holyfield. That was the first boxing match I had ever seen in my life. I was in Hawaii watching it on PPV with my dad and when he bit him, I thought "Um...I didnt know biting was allowed..." and then 2 mins later I figured it out "Oh, hes a psycho. I get it now."
Posted by: Spork Lover
hey can the man just fornicate without you calling him crazy....
Posted by: Chako
Heh, he can't even breath air without my thinking he is crazy
Posted by: The_Druidess
man in the right era id have loved to see certain REAL boxer sting him like a bee even better id like to see his daughter kick some tyson arse. And YOUR GUILTY . the freak
Posted by: Tweaker
Being a fight fan for many years, I believe Ali would have kick Tyson's A@@! Why? Because Tyson is a brawler and Ali was a boxer! Ali would have ripped him apart and dropped him within 6 rounds! 
Posted by: Shalome
Heh.. here's what Tyson would say to YOU, Tweaker!
Interviewer: "If you win this puts you in the Ali, Joe Louis, Jack Johnson level. How do you control the fight?"
Tyson: "It's interesting that you put me in the league with those illustrious fighters, but I've proved since my career I've surpassed them as far my popularity. I'm the biggest fighter in the history of the sport. If you don't believe it, check the cash register."
Can't you just let the man fly his birds and fornicate a little?
Posted by: Tweaker
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Originally posted by Shalome
Heh.. here's what Tyson would say to YOU, Tweaker!
Interviewer: "If you win this puts you in the Ali, Joe Louis, Jack Johnson level. How do you control the fight?"
Tyson: "It's interesting that you put me in the league with those illustrious fighters, but I've proved since my career I've surpassed them as far my popularity. I'm the biggest fighter in the history of the sport. If you don't believe it, check the cash register."
Can't you just let the man fly his birds and fornicate a little?
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LoL, Yea, my a@@!! You can't compare the money aspect from then to now! Hell, Ali fought on Wide World Of Sports on Saturday afternoon. Not on pay-per-view- charging $50.00 a fight!! Besides Ali fought wars, Tyson fought mostly bums!! Like I said Ali, was a World Class Boxer! That chump is a world class clown!!! He is in no way in the same leaque that the old time heavyweights were in. Smoking Joe Frazier would of kicked his A@@!!!
Those were real boxer's in my mind. Not these wanna be's. Hell I even think Rock Marciano would have knocked him (Tyson] out! Grrrrrrrr.... Tyson pisses me off! He is and always will be a bum!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, just blowing off some steam!
Can't stand the dude!!!!
Posted by: Tweaker
Speculation is rife before the 12-round contest. Will Ali frustrate the smaller Tyson with his speed and ring generalship or will Iron Mike be too strong and relentless?
Round one. Ali bounces out on his toes, fires a few nuisance jabs and mugs to the Russian crowd who break into a ripple of applause. The ripple becomes a roar as Ali nimbly avoids a double left hook from Tyson and nails Iron Mike with one of his own. Tyson regains his composure and stalks menacingly, but he can’t nail him cleanly. But Ali coasts for the most part and the round is scored even. 10-10.
Round two: Tyson, with a lean-looking Kevin Rooney in his corner, is more forceful in the second and cuts down the ring successfully, forcing Ali into a corner and ripping away with short, powerful looking punches. One of them catches Ali flush, but he smiles defiantly and spins Mike off the ropes. Tyson is confident now and the combinations are working well as Rooney screams encouragement. Ali smiles as he goes back to his corner, but he has lost the round. Tyson 10-9.
Round three. The third begins well for Tyson when he lands a leaping left hook and Ali loses his footing for a second. Ali feigns hurt and the crowd laugh, but Ali is all business now, pushing Tyson back with a series of jabs then suddenly flooring him with a right uppercut! Tyson is hurt, but gets up at six and signals to Rooney that he is okay. Iron Mike tries to regain the initiative, but is continually pushed off balance by Ali’s jab until the end of the round. Ali 10-8.
Round four: Tyson looks a little shaken at the start of the fourth though - when Ali whispers something in a clinch - he succumbs to his emotions and fires a series of wild hooks which Ali avoids with ease. The Greatest performs a quick shuffle before nailing Tyson with a three-punch combination that sends the New Yorker spinning towards the ropes. Referee Arthur Mercante Snr takes a close look as Ali pounds away at the groggy Tyson, but decides to let the fight continue. Ali 10-9.
Round five: There is confusion in the Tyson corner before round five and it seems as if Iron Mike wants to quit, but the enraged Rooney pushes him out for the round. “Are you okay, Mike?” asks a concerned Mercante. Tyson nods and appears to swear under his breath, but as a confident Ali pulls a face to the crowd, Mike lands a sweet left hook to put Ali on the seat of his pants. Ali is a little stunned, but more embarrassed than hurt and, after rising at eight, gets on his toes and jabs his way through the rest of the round. Tyson 10-8.
Round six: Tyson has regained some of his focus at the start of the sixth and enjoys success with body shots that make Ali wince a little. But Ali has recovered now and slowly cranks it up, pumping out the jab and cuffing away at Tyson like a playground bully. A chopping right cross makes Tyson’s legs jerk and the onslaught begins as Ali tears into his stricken foe in a corner. Ali can’t seem to miss and Tyson is very fortunate when the bell rings to end the round. It’s a big three minutes for Ali. Ali 10-8.
Round seven: A dispirited Tyson emerges from his corner like a condemned man before a firing squad. There is no play from Ali now and he rips into Tyson with a series of quicksilver blows that have Iron Mike teetering across the ring. Mercante seems ready to step in when a right uppercut sends a weakened Tyson crashing to the canvas. Mercante doesn’t bother to administer a count and stops the fight, immediately attending to the stricken fighter as Ali pumps his fists in the air. Tyson recovers quickly and humbly embraces his conqueror as the result is announced - Ali by stoppage after 48 seconds of the seventh round.
Posted by: AK47
Quote:
Duh
Posted by: The_Druidess
As is i still think Ali's daughter could take him she is sooooooooo much her dad when she gets in a ring.I am not big on woman boxing but she makes it worth the watching.
Posted by: justinious
All I have to say about Tyson is he must have been someone's bitch in prison.
1) A lot of pent up anger. He got his ass kicked
by person(s) out to prove "I can beat Iron Mike
to a pulp". Then they probably did some freaky Oz
shyte to him.
2) Why does he talk about fornication, BJs, etc.?
Because he won't admit to himself he LIKED being
someone's bitch! He's out to convince himself
that he's not a closeted homosexual that likes it
rough.
or, He's been knocked in the head too many times
Just my $0.02
Posted by: EOT(US)
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Originally posted by The_Druidess
As is i still think Ali's daughter could take him she is sooooooooo much her dad when she gets in a ring.I am not big on woman boxing but she makes it worth the watching.
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ahhhhh! That would be a perfect match ....
Laila Ali v Crybaby Tyson .... she could kick him in the "you know what" and say "opps! I was trying to reach your ear!" 
Posted by: TotalRecall
I think it's hilarious. Boxing would be much better if biting was "allowed."
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