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Gonna be a Dad
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Posted by: Heathen
OK... so my wife is pregnant again 
This time I have a strong feeling she's gonna keep it.
I'm no expert (I'm a man for starters!!) but she's sicker than hell, keeps puking, has strange cravings, is REALLY horny  and the Doc says her hormone levels are great.
So fingers crossed... come February there could very well be a mini-me in the world (what a thought!!)
btw - I'm so freaking happy right about now even Swilo couldn't upset me
Posted by: Shalome
LOL!! At absolutely everything in your post.. LOL!
Congrats, Heathen! The world needs more little heathens running around!
Posted by: Ion Silverbolt
Congrats! And thuroughly take advantage of the horny phase before the cuff off point gets here..hehe
Posted by: Tweaker
Congrats Heathen!
http://www.uselessgraphics.com/baby.gif
Posted by: Swilo
WANNA MAKE A BET, PRETTY BOY?!
Congrats.
Posted by: Kdr Kane
Congrats!
Posted by: tkron
Congrats to you and the Mrs.
Posted by: Ghetto Blasta
Congradulations! The best part about newborns is the chocolate cigars people give you!
Posted by: Heathen
You guyz rule.
Thanx guyz... and as for the horny thing.... yup taking FULL advantage of that one before the get away from me... you did this to me you b***ard phase kicks in.
btw - Swilo - just kidding man... but you knew that!!
Posted by: TheeMon
yeah gratz shag on the mini me heh and ghetto chocolate cigars? people around here allways give out real cigars
Posted by: Fenix2004
Congrats Heathen formally known as Shaggy!
Posted by: Ghetto Blasta
Well, last time I was around when they handed that stuff out I was like 11. So you can understand why I got the chocolate one 
Posted by: Ion Silverbolt
Real cigars suck anyway. People who smoke them might as well light turds on fire and smoke them too. Bleh.
Posted by: Tecil
Congrats former Shagman.
Keep us up to date on the progress.
You know they doctor told us to keep "doing it" up until delievery. Seems the hormones help induce labor, so as long as its comfortable, go for it.
Posted by: Shalome
Okay, added to the list of things OTS.net "unofficially" supports -- pregnancy issues! Heh..
the "unofficials" list beginnings...
Posted by: Freak
Gratz
Time to start up that college savings fund
Posted by: redwench
heh, might as well add interior decor and landscaping to the list. ^^
Posted by: Bobaroo
Congrats Shag!!
Hope everything turns out for the best
Posted by: Nfested
Congrats Heathen!
Posted by: TheeMon
ion cigars rock, not cheap ones but the semi expensive ones are kool
Posted by: Heathen
*cough* smokers *cough*
LOL - actually I've just quit... its been 2 weeks now ... how you doing with that Laggy?
Once again... thanx everyone... you guyz kick ass
Posted by: Bobaroo
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Originally posted by Heathen
LOL - actually I've just quit... its been 2 weeks now ... how you doing with that Laggy
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Congrats on that too..hehe
Posted by: Canis Lupus
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Originally posted by Heathen
LOL - actually I've just quit... its been 2 weeks now ... how you doing with that Laggy?
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Haven't popped a death stick into my maw since June 22 ... I'm holding up and haven't experienced any b-b-b-b-b-b-bad side effects....
Congrats on the possible new family member ... Get your wife some flowers
Posted by: redwench
flowers? its obvious you havent gone through pregnancy and childbirth. 
heathen, get your wife an exquisite piece of jewelry in the stone of her choice. the more expensive the better.
Posted by: Canis Lupus
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Originally posted by redwench
its obvious you havent gone through pregnancy and childbirth.
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And YOU have?
Flowers seemed to me like a universal sign of love and affection ... not my fault if some women are way past that thought
Posted by: redwench
childbirth requires more than flowers. flowers are what you give her when you have to work late and miss dinner. 9 months of purgatory and 12 hours of hell require that extra something.
Posted by: Canis Lupus
......... wasn't implying that Heathen should give his wife flowers for the entire nine months, was I?
In any case, I say give her what she wants - altho I guess Heathen's already doing that, hehe
Posted by: Ion Silverbolt
Give her lots of Massages! Women love those.
Posted by: Heathen
LOL @ Wench & Laggy...
Massages are currently my wifes thing. That and rubbing her down with coca-butter!?!?!?! Don't ask me????
Posted by: Tweaker
Yes massages work wonders! Even if they are in a bad mood, you can ease the pain with a good massage. Though I try not to be the responsible party. Watch out for mood swings! They can be pretty rough.  Candy usually works [chocolate]. If she wants something at 2:00 am then you gotta go get it man! The grocery store is usually empty at that time, yet they stay open all night.
Posted by: Heathen
Yeah... I know I'm gonna be hitting 7-11 or Mac's @ 3am sometime soon for wierd shit.
Still.... it's the least I can do
Posted by: Erekose
heh aye because remember... 'it's your fault. you did this to me (her) you bas***d'
Posted by: Shalome
Cocoa butter and massage helps prevent stretch marks. This is important. USE LOTS -- and often -- on every part that's "expanding." This could also lead to taking advantage of those hormonal rushes.
I highly recommend the following:
Cocoa Body Butter or anything else on this page from the Body Shop. I'm partial to the Mango myself.
And wench, some women aren't into expensive jewelry.. or flowers for that matter. If I'm ever pregnant, the man responsible damn well better take me out to dinners and buy me video games!
Posted by: Heathen
LOL @ Shal
Yeah a friend of her's told me what its all about today (the butter that is... the rest I've kinda figured out already )
Shal... I'm looking forward to the day you meet that special someone... you deserve it .....
.... just make sure ya don't bring him to OTS... we might scare him off.
Posted by: Shalome
Too late, Heathen.. I met him a few years ago in college, and he ghosts around these boards already.
As for the kids thing, well, that's on hold for a few more years.
Posted by: Heathen
Good choice....
.... we've been married 3 years.... together 4 1/2... I'm only 26 but I'm totally ready for kidz....
... just think of all the cool toys I can buy him/her.... and test to see if they work first!!
Posted by: Chako
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just think of all the cool toys I can buy him/her.... and test to see if they work first!!
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Ha! Spoken like a true male!
Congrats Shaggy.
Posted by: redwench
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Originally posted by Heathen
I'm only 26 but I'm totally ready for kidz....
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*snickers*
hehe. haha. lol. roflmao.
*falls to the floor and shrieks with laughter*
Posted by: Shalome
Sheesh, wench, just because not everyone is you doesn't mean you should poop all over their joy and desire for children... At 26, a lot of people are ready to settle down and have kids.
Posted by: redwench
um, thats not what i meant shal. everyone says they are ready, but they never really are. ask anyone thats had them.....
Posted by: Shalome
Posted by: Null Actor
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Originally posted by Shalome
and buy me video games!
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Buy your own damn video games, freeloader.
Posted by: Heathen
Thanx Wench!!
LOL - I take your point,..... I guess you never can be ready for kidz
Just gotta do ya best
Posted by: Fink
I know it's kind of late in thread, but Congrats man
Posted by: Ion Silverbolt
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Originally posted by Heathen
I guess you never can be ready for kidz
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With this, you don't have to! Now all the fun can be had with no worries. Just report to your local Taco Bell within 36 hours!!1
Posted by: TheeMon
oh hell yeah shaggy i know what u mean about buying him toying and "trying" them out first lol everytime i buy my little brother(5) a toy i allways play with it first
Posted by: Ghetto Blasta
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Originally posted by TheeMon
oh hell yeah shaggy i know what u mean about buying him toying and "trying" them out first lol everytime i buy my little brother(5) a toy i allways play with it first
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That's why a siblings birthday is a happy time! I get to go to Toys R Us and play with all the shiny things so I know just which one to get my sister!
Posted by: Xtren
It's pretty awesome for the little kids though. They don't have to worry about anything, plus they get to live large on action figures and dolls. (depending on the type of little kid)
Posted by: Erekose
heh besides when they are really young the only thing they want is the box anyways. i cant get enough of those sit'n'spins
Posted by: Xtren
Yeah, and remember that they judge the value of the present by the size of the box, so the bigger the better.
Posted by: Fink
That's the time you buy a $5 box thats the size of santa clause, then put a small $3 action figure in it hehehe, then all they do is play around with the box... atleast thats what i did hehehe.
Posted by: Xtren
Yes... that's exactly what I did too....
Posted by: Shalome
With boxes, you can use your imagination more.
Especially if the box is big enough to sit fully inside of (like large appliance boxes). I can't count the number of hours my little brother and I spent with markers, crayons, glue, scissors, and large appliance boxes. They were space ships, cars, our very own TranzorZ robots...
On a side note, nobody ever believes me that there was a show called TranzorZ (Mazinga-Z), so I tried to find links about it.. but the only one I could find that was functional was this really annoying Angelfire.com page.
Posted by: -EG-raynor
ahh the sound of that site annoyed the hell outa me
Posted by: Ghetto Blasta
Traaaaaaaaanzooooor Zeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Posted by: Heathen
Posted by: Xtren
I don't get it either....
Posted by: Shalome
You would if you'd clicked the link about Tranzor Z (Mazinga-Z) in my post.. Or if you'd ever seen the show, which I doubt, since according to your profile, the show went off the air years before you were even born, Xtren...
Posted by: Canis Lupus
Haha, Mazinger Z... I think I watched some of it when I was a little kid ... along with Voltes V, Daimos, Mekanda Robo and Ghetta Robo. Those were the top five mecha anime shown in the Philippines in the late seventies and early eighties
Posted by: redwench
when you said the site was annoying, i took your word for it, and didnt click the link.
Posted by: -EG-raynor
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when you said the site was annoying, i took your word for it, and didnt click the link.
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Posted by: -EG-raynor
it didnt put who it was posted by??
Posted by: TotalRecall
Sorry, i've been gone a couple days...
Congrats!
Posted by: Ghetto Blasta
The only mech anime show I remeber watching was Voltron. The Power Rangers ripped off Voltron like crazy.
Posted by: Tecil
I grew up with Transformers, Voltron, Go-Bots, G.I. Joe, and He-Man.
Posted by: Heathen
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Originally posted by TotalRecall
Sorry, i've been gone a couple days...
Congrats!
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Thanx man. Once again thanx to all.
btw - Thundercats was the greatest cartoon when I was a kid... I saw an episode the other day and its great!!
Posted by: Rayneeday
Congratulations Shaggy
Having just recently gone through the whole pregnancy thing I have the utmost sympathy for your wife and the utmost joy for her Keep up the massages and jewelry is always a good idea Hide it in the flowers. Also the horny phaze may go away for awhile but if not enjoy up till the end, if it doesnt actually induce labor it sure is fun. I certainly enjoyed that phaze for as long as i could
Posted by: Tecil
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I certainly enjoyed that phaze for as long as i could
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LOL
If finally got to the point for me that I was the one with the headaches.
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