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Forget Software Piracy...
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Posted by: Shalome
China is now known for hijacking BOOKS!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/en...000/2092661.stm
A Chinese author decided that J.K. Rowling was taking too long to write the 5th Harry Potter book... so he wrote it for her! It's called "Harry Potter and Leopard Walk Up to Dragon." In it, Harry gets rained on, turns into a fat hairy dwarf, and loses all his powers.
The author strives to emulate Rowling's writing style, but somehow misses its mark. The book begins with the lines:
"Harry doesn't know how long it will take to wash the sticky cream cake off his face. For a civilised young man it is disgusting to have dirt on any part of his body. He lies in the high-quality china bathtub, keeps wiping his face, and thinks about Dali's face, which is as fat as the bottom of Aunt Penny."
Much to J.K. Rowling's (and her publisher's) dismay, the book is selling rather well. 
Posted by: -EG-raynor
UHHHH... wow pirated books ... with chinese changes ... what this worlds come to
Posted by: AngstMerchant
"Heh, yeah I saw that. . ."
Posted by: Ion Silverbolt
All your powers are belong to us.
Nevermind. That was Japanese..
Posted by: Shalome
..and stolen from Slashdot, Ion. 
Harry: What happen?
Teacher: Someone set up us the spell.
Harry: Crystal ball turn on.
Teacher: It's you!
Dragon: How are you gentlemen?
Dragon: All your magic are belong to us.
Posted by: Ion Silverbolt
lol, I swear I didn't see that!
Posted by: Kdr Kane
heh... slightly off subject
The RIAA would be a lot better off if they could get the Chinese government working for them.
Posted by: Null Actor
So pirates would just 'disappear'?
Posted by: Tweaker
 Whats next?
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