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how to protect your home

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Posted by: TheeMon

http://www.bandersnatch.com/homesecu.htm



Posted by: Blackknight

Quote:

The trick is to devise non-lethal traps that discourage burglars. Our favorite is pools filled with glue



LOL!



Posted by: Fenix2004

The police car in front of the house is actually a really good idea...Expensive..but good.



Posted by: -EG-raynor

Quote:

LOOK POOR: Burglars are obviously looking for stuff to steal, so don't send them the message that your home is filled with valuable goodies. Let your lawn die. Park a broken-down truck in your yard. Place a broken washer or dryer on your porch. Never paint your house. Keep your windows dirty

... lol



Posted by: Tecil

My personal favorite isn't even listed.



Posted by: Outlaw

Quote:

Originally posted by Tecil
My personal favorite isn't even listed.

Alright, I'll bite. What's your personal favorite?



Posted by: -EG-raynor

put flame throwers on your windows so when some1 tries to break in they get scorched ... lol



Posted by: Tecil

Well either a Mossberg 8+1 security shotgun or an Olympic AR-15.

Accept no substitutes.



Posted by: -EG-raynor

... that would hurt pretty bad going into your head



Posted by: Tecil

Quote:

put flame throwers on your windows so when some1 tries to break in they get scorched



why don't you put ice on the stairs,
and heat up the door knob,
and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer,
then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....


Sorry someone else said that, but I couldn't resist.



Posted by: -EG-raynor

lol



Posted by: Darky!

Quote:

Originally posted by -EG-raynor
... that would hurt pretty bad going into your head

You don't say?



Posted by: -EG-raynor





 
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